The next member to post here....

False - or it's hard to tell, it's pretty tiny.

Next poster is wearing a thong.

True, we used to call flip-flops thongs. (damn, I had a great come back to the "mole on the cock" question)
The next poster threw his/her back out moving the stupid couch.

False, I lift at the knees

the next poster used to lick 9 volt batteries for fun when they were kids

True - I can't find the other one

The next poster is a pedophile..

False (and I think anyone who IS should be beaten, tortured and THEN shot)

The next poster will help me accomplish this

True

The next poster bites his toenails

false

the next poster lives in bermuda

False

The next poster wants to buy a castle in ireland

True Golf forever

The next poster has a Justin Timberlake poster

False

The next poster plays cribbage






@ Rum - Golf is a Scottish game,

False

The next poster realizes that golf is also played alot in Ireland.

True

The next poster appreciates a smart ass

True

The next poster appreciates a dumbass..

False

the next poster has a fear of water

False

The next poster has masturbated to an image on WBW

False, don't need to, got the woman to do that for me

The next poster has eaten a piece of candy that fell on the floor

True (I had just mopped with bleach, I knew I was safe

The next poster has been tempted to slap a perfect stranger for their sheer stupidity.

True

The next poster puts both socks on then both shoes.

True

The next poster blames inanimate objects after walking into them.

True!

The next would like to see Honda's daddy part!