The next member to post here....

False

The next poster wonders where the HELL that came from!

False - Around here I just expect people to wonder about anything Honda

The next poster is watching reruns of the miss America pageant from 1978

false - Law & Order

the next poster has been to a monster truck rally

True!

The next poster can rebuild an engine

false


the next poster doesnt wear underwear

True (most of the time)

The next poster has stepped on their kids' toys in the middle of the night and threatened to throw them all away (toys, not kids)

true

next poster has used drugs

puff puff im sorry what did you say?


the next poster is bored

true

next poster has used food to masterbait

true,i fish alot so i guess that would make me a Master'Baiter!
the next is a phisherman

False

The next poster has bought their girl a cucumber, and NOT for her salad...

false grow my own!

the next is a cucumber

true absolutely my wife is a carrot


the next poster has something for me to do(im so fucking bored)

True - Come manage the five screaming children in my house!

The next thinks that job would be easy

true--once you've managed 8 screaming kids all under the age of 6 by yourself, this should be a piece of cake

Next poster thinks that Naughty Gypsy needs a cold beer right now

True! I have settled for gin and iced tea instead

The next poster knows I HAVE had 8 under 6 in the house, and damn near shot myself because of it

true
the next will take it to her





i'm soooo f'in slow

True

The next was flamed here as a n00b

true,aren't we all,
the next has flamed and loved it!

True

The next poster wants to be a demigod so he/she can use the demi bathroom