The next member to post here....

False - I also posses the same skill of Douchebaggery as the three of you

The next poster knows C++

True (just a bystander for two years)

The next has all of his or cloths off

his or hers

False - an usually i have my pants off before 8pm

The next poster has eaten crocodile or ostrich

I think you need to answer your own question now since you posted after yourself.

And then make another question.



edit-

Oh wait, Strichnine powered through like a trooper.

false,

the next person has had sexy dreams about one of the Trifecta of Awesome.

true- guess who, (is the trifecta Tina Turner, Beyonce, and Elton John?)

The next poster has actually had a vegamite sandwich

False.

The next poster has been to PRISON for 3 months or more...

false
the next wants to f'kup the trifecta

True.
The next poster has sideburns

false - completely bald at the moment (tho i usually sport a nice head of hair)

The next poster has been accidentally sodomized

false
and the next is who did it

false

The next poster has considered mugging girl scouts

lol,,, false

The next has paid for a girl for a night.

False
The next person is looking at my profile.....

true
the next has tooo

False, but I intend to

The next poster has been to an AA meeting for LULZ

false
the next is tring to find that site tho"

False (it's not a site, I meant Alcoholics anonymous)

The next poster has had breakfast for dinner within the last week

False

The next person has naughty thoughts when they hear the term, "Girl scout cookie"

True I just ate eggs and bacon!
The next person is trying to figure out why he mugged a girlscout!