...."Yo whaddah ya talkin bout ?"..Swarzenegger continued to scream as he ripped his shirt off and painted war paint across his face and said "Get to da Choppah!!!!!"...as Rambo (still confused) climbed into an awaiting Blackhawk helicopter, Swarzenegger pulled out his MP5 sub machine gun and began mowing down an army of...
plastic army men. Somewhere in the distance an incredible roar began working it's way toward Stallone and "The Governator". As it neared they where horrified to see it was ............
...an army of robotic ants..like in the movie Starship Troopers...they began to surround the plastic army men, and eat them immediatley..then they attempted to eat Swarezenegger but he jumped into the Chopper with Rambo and they both decided to..
They totally managed to fly the choppah upside down, using it as a lawnmower. After all of the ants were wrecked, Sly stated,"man, that was tough, I wannt fuck up someone else's day. let's roll over to....
Owen Wilson's house and fix his fucked up nose! "yaaaa...Let's doooo iiittt!!!" replied Shwarczeneggar, as they lept from the choppah, thier attention turned toward a dark figure approaching from the north, "It can't be!" said Stallone as he recognized....
his brother Frank...and his guitar was in hand... "what year is this?" thought Stallone.
That was the last thing that he thought too, because at that moment Arnold placed a 9mm Glock to Sly's ear and emptied the clip. "I've been waiting so long to do that" thought Arnold, as he...
..chewed it like bubble gum as he cleaned his guns getting them ready for the next wave of robotic ants...at which time Swarzenegger smiled to himself ans stated...
I sure wished that Lance Bass was here. He's a very pwetty gurrrllly maaann!!!!HA! HA! HA! But to Arnolds amazement Lance Bass appeared outta nowhere and started choking Arnold with his BIG and LONG.....
.."mmm green man meat"...meanwhile Swarzenegger regained consciousness and yelled to Lance Bass.."Hey Pretty Boy, Asta La Vista Baby!"..and threw a grenade at Lance who shrieked..
...heard a rumble of more army robotic ants headed straight for him,,he pulled the dead penis from his ass and loaded his machin gun and said.."Time to go kill some...
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