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was trying to figure out why his parents added a number to his name. He gathered his courage and went up to his father and said...

"Dad, why the digits?" Before his father could reply smoke poured forth from all the windows and vents in the house causing them to........

cough. Dad turned on a fan and told his son why the numerical value on the end of his name is so important. In that smokey atmosphere, he said, " Son,...

when having sex you need 55 good hard humps if you cant get at least 55 you will have to practice on your little sister until

you can reach over 55, i managed 316 good hard humps to make you, hence the name. Now suck my

gas out of the car, and use it to fill yours. On second thought, here is ten bucks, go fill up your car and go on a trip. Jeff beamed. he knew he was going to drive to...

wal-mart and get a better fan because he was tired of the damn smoke always appearing from nowhere. He could not believe what awaited him at wal-mart, A gigantic swarm of ......

of big peckered bees came down on the young lady and before she knew it................

she was a lady. Jeff thought he was a guy but oh well. while every one was distracted by the bees, he grabbed te fan, and ran back to his car. Since he forgot to get gas he only got as far as...

the bottom of his drive. He was too lazy to walk the extra distance since his dad was a millionaire and had a garden 1mile long. He urgntly needed help, pulled out his phone and...

called the midget strippers to help...

After explaining the situation to the normally helpful midget strippers, he was startled to hear their response. “Listen man... or woman. In fact, you have got to get your frigging gender straight before we help you with anything... In fact,...”

i am a one legged midget stripper which by the way have just recently popped out of a cup cake to help you until i get here to find out about..............

...why the Earth is round, Jeff ignored the midget and ran back home where he saw the Swedish Bikini Team giving each other hot oil massages nude in his front yard, the girls giggled at Jeff and said "Hey look at his...

while the on legged midget stripper removed her legg and began to ride like a bull coming out of the bucking chutes right about the time she climaxed she said..........

she said, now where is that two headed goat. I want to ram his horns deep into...

..right into a pile of mustard..Meanwhile the Swedish Bikini Team was still having a hot oil massage in Jeffs front yard and when they saw Jeff the giggled and said Hey look at his...

arms and jeff began to flex the muscles on his arms and noticed the bikini was actually a bunch of tranny's right then and there jeff knew there was one thing left to do and he said.............

fuck it, this is great. Then he asked himself "should i be a tranny to?"

then he decided that it would be a great idea, then the one legged midget started fucking..