Finish the sentence...

...began singing My Heart Will go On by Celene Dion, ast which time Bill Murray stated--

...'who wants a dirty sanchez, you pack of mingin bitches' in a welsh accent.to which all the young kids in disney land said.....

...Ewwwww!!!!! and ran to tell their parents..and one of the parents in attendance was CHUCK NORRIS!!!..who promptly killed Bill Murray with his bare hands, and then Norris said --

....'i am the anit-christ and all who stand before me will burn in hell.just like bruce lee whom i killed'.
then with a nod of chuck's ginger dome the kids burst into fire balls settin disney land ablaze.within minutes the news cameras and police where there followed by the fire dept.but it was too late..chuck had already......

ran out the back door, because the fire chief was David Hasselhoff and

...and the Hoff (Who has been killed and rencarnated like 10 times already) put out the fire saving Disney, but Chuck Norris was now a fugitive on the run, and the cops called in The A-Team to track him down, which they did finding Chuck Norris in the far away country of--

Canada, molesting a seal and...

...and slurping on whale meat. Nevertheless,

He continued diddling the seal as...

....Axl Rose appeared from no where dressed in a tu tu and broke into a rendition of "singing in the rain" as the fire hoses were creating happy rainbows above his head at which point Axl was joined by none other than.....

...Oprah and they sang Sweet Child O Mine together, and when they were done Oprah ate Axl Rose alive while holding him down with one of her hefty legs..when she was done she threw his bones into the--

when she was done she threw his bones into the- pot that was on the stove, and mutter mmmm soup for later baby. Just then the phone rang, it was Rosie ODonnel asking her for dinner

when Rosie O'Donnel's hand reached through the phone line and...

started to massage Oprah`s new breast implants, next came her head through the phone line and she started sucking on...

a wooden until she got a splinter in her tongue when......

..out of no where Bob Vila walked up and said........

this shit is to freaky for me. You better call Tim the tool man Tayler, he always

knows who to fix shit that I can't. All of a sudden Chevy Chase pulled up in a stolen H2 ranting about how he wished he could afford one but since his career died he has to settle for stealing them. While he was bitching he accidentally ran over Bob Vila killing him. But from the blood of Bob Vila grew an enormous blob of.....

Peanut butter, which happened, at the time to be the national food of south western yeman. At the national peanut butter festival, everyone was having a peanut butter jelly of time when Arnold Schwarzanegger turned up and....

..and was arrested for having anal sex in public w/ a giraffe and seemed to be.....