Finish the sentence...

...reprogramming all of the worlds transit systems to link with SkyNet and begin to wage war with humans..then Gary Coleman was suddenly grabbed by a Terminator T1000 and pulled out of the trucks window and Gray pleaded with the Terminator to spare his life..the Terminator looked at Gary and said coldly ...

and said...not hardly you washed up short no career piece of shit...you hurt my friend Bill so you must die.As Bill caught up w/ the T-1000 he thanked him,lit a cigar and walked down the yellow brick road when he suddenly realized he forgot to....

.forgot to make sure Gary Coleman was really dead..because when Cosby turned around he gasped when he saw Coleman rising to his little feet covered in blood and armed with a...

....armed w/ a newspaper and a box of donuts at which time the two cops from Sanford and Son tapped him on the shoulder and promptly arrested him...as they dragged him away Bill was heard laughing incessintly and shouting.....

..."I love Jello puddin in the mornin!!"..so Cosby and his new Terminator T1000 Cyborg buddy walked to a nearby Steakhouse and discussed the plans for the next stage of the war between SkyNet and humans..only to be secretley watched by..

L'il Orphan Annie who...

started giving fog horn leg horn a blow job when he said well well i got to tell ya ....................

..."I am worried about what the Terminator and Bill Cosby are planning to do to Earth"...meanwhile back at the restaurant the T-1000 cyborg instructed Bill Cosby to go on national TV and use his fame to convince every human to surrender at the nearest Radio Shack where other Terminators were waiting to dispose of them..Cosby agreed and shook hands with the cyborg and when he walked outside he was confronted by ...

50 cent, who slapped him upside the head and said " you stupid house ni**er , what he hell are thinkin?"
The T-100 promply shape shifted into Beyonce' in a g-string and .....

..and grabbed 50'Cent by the arm and said "Hey baby come fuck my big brown ass tough guy..leave that poor old man alone!"..50 Cent left Cosby alone and put the Terminator in his Hummer and drove off..at which time the Terminator turned back into the shape of a police officer and grabbed Cent by his throat ripping his esophagus from his neck and stuffed it doen Cents own throat ...Meanwhile Cosby was already..

filming a commercial for "skynet flavored Jello pudding" so the human populace would eat it and all the little microscopic computers imbedded in it that will control all the people of the world, but what Cosby didn't know was that Chef Emerill Lagasse was in the process of creating an anti-skynet concoction made from two key ingredients, one was creamed turkey shit and the other was.......

..and the other was cream of vomit.......everyone ran to get some and at that point it was too late for anyone to....

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..and the other was cream of vomit.......everyone ran to get some and at that point it was too late for anyone to....

consume this aweful slop and it looked like the end of the human race. Suddenly a massive fleet of cropduster airplanes started criscrossing the sky ,spraying an antidote that was discovered by Clay Aikin, which was derived from the semen of african pygmies. As 10% of the population literally bathed in this last minute salvation, Cosby had the T-1000 morph into a Harley and he....

went to get on it but his crotch still hurt from Gary Coleman cutting off his nuts, so he went looking for some relief in the form of.....

of some Midol and Chivas to...

end his PMS and get drunk, but then he saw a most unusual thing, Sylvester Stallone walked up to him and seemed to split into two Stallones. Cosby noticed that one was Rocky and the other was Rambo! Rocky Stallone just started wailing on Rambo Stallone with all he was worth, but Rambo Stallone grabbed his trusty knife and .............

slit open Cosby's abdomen, yanked out his intestines and used them to start choking the life out of Rocky.
Struggling against Rambo's onslot Rocky gasped out in in agony.....

"Is that all tou've got?" I'll make you watch "Father knows best" until...

..until Rambo chocked the final gasps of life from Rocky..as Bill Cosbly lay dying on the ground where his intestins had been ripped out...Rambo laughed and walked away when Arnold Swarzenegger drove up in his Hummer and got out wearing his "Commando" era military fatigues..he lit a cigar and grinned at Rambo and said...

...are you alright? After that he ripped his shirt and yelled...