Finish the sentence...

..suddenly lightning cracked the sky and struck the Delorean sending the Lone Ranger and Tonto straight to Hell..AKA Newark, New Jersey 2006..and the found themselves in front of a pizzaria where Tony Soprano was sitting having lunch..Tony Soprano looked at Lone ramger and Tonto as they stepped out of the Delorean and stated--

whaddafuck? and then shot both of them. As Big T. ran to get away so the cops wouldn't find him he ran into Siegfried and Roy and a tiger. "Nice tyegga youse got dare" he said. Roy said something that Soprano couldn't understand because he had a mouthfull of Siegfrieds cock in his mouth so Tony shot them as well and stole the tiger. Amazingly the tiger could talk. He told Tony that he was......

..glad to be rescued from Sigfriend and Roy due to the fact that they had been fucking him in the ass for years..Tony brought the Tiger to the Baddabing strip club and told Silvio to watch the...

...watch the tiger, knowing fully well that tigers like to harass the strippers, but silvio was still hungry and laid feast to his newly acquired meatball sub; meanwhile the tiger was free to ...

start working the pole to an extended version of "eye of the tiger". Just as the tiger was about to lose the g-string, the re-animated corpses of Siegfried and Roy shambled into the club trailing blood and other bodily fluids. Howling like the tortured souls they were...

greeted with a round of Miller's and a meatball sandwich which had...

some parmesan cheese, big meaty balls, provolone cheese and some onions, with lots of sause
when I started to eat it, I started too,....

then the tiger attacked the balls of silvio and the meatball sandwich started to grow and....

...I started to fall into a dream state in which I could see paul Harvey rambling on some non sense about the rest of the story when suddenly a bottle fell from the sky and cracked him in the head...as the Tiger came to his aid the tiger opened the bottle to read the message that was inserted in it and it said.....

..THIS IS ALL A DREAM WAKEUP!...at which time Jessica Simpson awoke from her crazy 33 page thread nightmare and found herself warm in bed..she caressed her long shaply thighs and decided she felt like---

Inserting the tail of her large stuffed tiger plushy into

..the mailbox as she planned to send FeFeHumHum the plushy stuffed animal..anyway Jessica continued to stroke her lojng legs an feel her supple breasts until she heard the sound of...

...until she heard the sound of that damned orange dude knocking on the door trying to get her to buy some of the Bible's he was selling when suddenly the phone rang and as she answered it she heard the voice of....

elvis presley singing the theme of barney until something...

While Edgar Bergen stuck his hand up Charlie...

Bucket`s poor grandparents asses. The noise was awfully like...

..like Brittney Spears as she started to eat cake yell out loud that she wanated to have Courtney Love drive her to Disney Land where she was going to...........

screw Goofy while strangling kittens that were...

..running aroung Disney, suddenly a sniper emerged inside the Magic Kingdom palace shooting at will, Help!! people screamed, someone call the---

ghost busters...then as if from nowhere bill murray appeared and whipped out his dong and drove it into the snippers head forcing his left eyeball to eject from his head.every1 was saved..and almost in perfect sync the masses of people got on thier knees and ................