Finish the sentence...

Looking over fondly at a field of frogs, when chuck norris commanded god to..

make TV producers fund a new season of Airwolf and Auto-man. Chuck should have known better than to command God to do anything. God got ticked off at Chuck and made him sign a contract to do 80 seasons of "Walker, Texas Ranger". Everyone cried "Oh no!" and promtly committed suicide. Mean while in LA. Chloie received a fed-ex package at CTU. The package contained a USB stick. Chloie stuck the stick in to her...

pocket and drove home, pluged the Stick in and saw...

That Jack had been once been a stunt double for Pamela Anderson in the popular T.V series Baywatch, she was soo alarmed by this that she....

Called Jack to tell him he was being Framed; most likely by the President. Jack was thoughtful for a moment and then Gruffly replied, "...

"my bones smell like almonds " as he fingered his exposed femur infront of ...

Napolean Dynamite, who sat there with a big cucumber, contemplating how he would destory the world with it, oblivious to the vulgarities happening in front of him, it came to him, he would....

Drive to Hawaii and ask Don Ho what he would do..Don said.........

..i would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids and at the same moment the dwarf from fantasy island came running in shouting ''the plane - the plane'' but then he tripped and fell on a scooby snack laying on the floor which made shaggy say...

"Zoinks!, are you OK man!"...to which the miget replied-

... fuck you stoner, help me up!. Then all of the sudden Steve Erwin burst through the door and...

yelled "if you give me some crack, i'll fuck a croc while you watch...i'll suck you off too!", which was just the thing that...

....made the top video on wbw for a month which makes me.....

horny as

...your mom last night as i made my first wbw video that ill post as soon as i...

figure out why anyone would want to watch that...regardless, Steve wouldn't stop talking, so it was obvious that the only solution was to...

...slap him with my dick a few times while i...

looked around for his hot wife. i assumed that she'd be close by, with two or three of her fingers jammed deep inside...

a jar of peanut butter. I was kinda hoping that when I was finished with this thrashing she would...

Kindly do me some toast, so that I could enjoy the peanut butter with it. Meanwhile Jeff316...