Finish the sentence...

wank it if you feel lucky punk this the biggest cock in the world and all of a sudden brittney spears says.........

get away! This is supposed to be all about ME she shouted and...

..grabbed the camera that was filming all of this nonsense and pointed it at her bloated self and began to sing "Ohh baby baby, I'm not that innocent.".at which time Clint Eastwood shot and killed everyone in the room except Brittany..she looked at Clint's still smoldering gun and said--

"Now that no one's here to seeit, slap the shit out of me because"...

.."I like to be beaten like a cheap 2 dollae whore Clint , yeah thats it!, smack me on my"..

...smack me on my ass...but before he could...John Belushi walked in and yelled FOOD FIGHT as he spit mashed potatoes at Clint at which point Brittney said.........

...yummy mashed potatoes..and Brittany began violently shoving the potatoes in her mouth..At which time Belushi winked at Clint who nodded back and they both ripped Brittanys clothes off and--

put a strap-on dildo on her. As Clint got naked himself and bent over to recieve Britt's fake phallus in his toughguy anus, John Wayne appeared and said " CLINT! What in the name of Sam Hill are you doing? You know that cowboys don't do that kind of shit! ". Well Eastwood was surprised but he replied with " Oh yeah, well what about Brokeback Mountain? ". After realizing that Eastwood was right John Wayne bent over as well so he could get some pleasure from Ms. Spears big dildo, but before she could penetrate either western legend a loud BOOM echoed throughout the land and The Lone Ranger came from the sky and yelled......

..."All you homos are making cowboys look like sissies!, and then The Lone Ranger and Tonto proceeded to cut the throats of everone in the room except Brittany, who was still wearing the strapon and now covered in everybodys blood from the massacre..The Lone Ranger looked at Tonto and said..Tonto what abou the girl..Tonto laughed and said "Lets---

...let's see if she can handle ridding on Silver. So they took her out to the barn where Silver was waiting and as both of them prepared to help her onto the horses back, they heard a strange, deep gurgling sound from beneath the Silver. They were amazed when they looked down and saw Brittany deep-throating Silver's penis. The Lone Ranger ripped off his mask and squealed "Biiatch, what the hell are you doing? She removed the penis from her throat and said you wanted me to ride him, but I like to get my lovers nice and stiff with a good blowjob before I let them between these legs. Tonto yanked her up by her blonde hair and ...

..scalped her holding her forehead and blonde hair in his hands..

..then the two of them took turns having sex with Britney's remains before throwing her dead body on the horses back. "This sure was a dead lay.." Loneranger said, smacking the horses ass. Loneranger and Tonto both watched the horse carry Britney's dead body through the desert, then sat down to enjoy a nice cup of tea as they...

...enjoyed the camp fire and John Wayne reading the bed time stories about the time he saw a DeLorean disappear leaving a trail of fire on the railroad tracks after being pushed by a train up to 88 miles per hour, The story kinda started like this, " Hey Doc, how are we going to get back? said Marty. Great Scott! When did you get here? I have an idea... Drink this. replied the Doc. We will the to gather these three items:

....a dictionary, and encyclopedia, and a new computer to decifer what that guy just typed!!..Anyway John Wayne and Tonto climbed into the Delorean and arrived in 1985 with Marty McFly..and they all decided to---

where they decided to go to a Chuck Berry concert and sit beside Elvis and eat carmel apples when suddenly a noise was heard that sounded an awful lot like.........

like a peanut-butter and mashed banana indduced fart as...

they cleared the area when out of no where linda lovelace appeared and ask what the awfull noise was tonto asked if linda lovelace if she wanted to blay big chief and beat on his.........

big bass drum, that was surgically implanted into his ass cheeks, Linda looked and said no thanks I got a hankering for a footlong and off she went....meanwhile...across town...

...a violent storm raged with lighting dancing across th sky and Doc was rigging up a device to send the Delorean back to 2006...Lone Ranger and Tonto arrived in the Delorean dribnking beers and yelled "Hey Doc is the lightining really gonna send us back to 2006?"..To whic hDoc laughed and said..

"No, it'll send you straight to hell and ME to 2006!" when...