Finish the sentence...

(I hate when I am too slow and my response isn't in the right place.)
...before she pounced on the Orange guy and yelled Kurt you're back...I thought you were.....

"I thought you were dead! In fact, I know you were dead... I saw the frigging body... Wait a minute...You're not Kurt! Who the hell are you???" At which point the obviouslt-not-Kurt said, "...

I am Tom Cruise's career, dead but still hanging around, so why don't you come over here and...

let me tell you about Scientology." Screaming, I ran for it. If there is one thing that I won't do, it's come between an egomaniacal, eccentric Hollywood celebrity and ...

his lust for fame. I knew I shouldn't but I looked over my shoulder to see Tom's career being eaten alive by Brad Pitt's star power with some help from Angelina Jolie's titties! So I went back to get a better look at those when Dr. Phil and Oprah stopped me and they said in unison....

It's time we had a frank and honest talk about...

"about the f__ked up dream..." And then, wouldn't ya know it, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn showed up and decided to have an all-out tag-team wrestling match with Brad and Angelina. But, before they could get the first punch in...

The brown bunny hopped up...

and shit out David Hasselhoff. The Hoff then quipped America's got talent! Then Regis Philbin beat him unmercifully with his microphone resulting in an all out celebrity brawl. The next entrants were Garth Brooks and Whitney Houston and her everpresent crackpipe which she then burned Brad Pitt with, to which Pitt hollered.....

"OUCH!!" and then...

Courtney Love reappeared, " I smell crack " she said and bit Whitney's leg causing her to drop the pipe giving Angelina a free shot to land a .....

private jet on the street outside, using the power of her mind.
The door of the jet opened and out fell...

Dabney Coleman and exclaimed, "Has anyone seen my career? I seem to have lost it..." and then...

a pink bunny walked up to the jet and out popped Eddie Murphy. he then stated, " tell me where you find yours. mine might be in the same place. so they both gave each other a hug and began singing "we're off to see the wizard" and skipping in the direction of...

the steaming pot of sexual chocolate, they playfully grabbed each other's but as they went. But when they reached the pot, they discovered...

that Willy Wonka was holding their careers in a safe. Willy wrote the scripts to "short time" and "metro" just for the purpose of stealing their careers. So, Eddie put on a determinde look, took for the bunny suit and said...

did his best impression of Elton John doing the moonwalk. Unfortunately, he failed to account for fact that there was little friction between his left peg leg and the newly polished floor. He slipped and fell. His peg leg flew off and shot through the air with a horrifying scream. Willy Wonka sank to his knees in shock when he saw that the wooden leg lodged in ...

right in the opa lompa's ass which in turn caused the opa lumpa to masterbate profusely until he shot hsi wad into.........

into the now boiling pot of sexual chocolate. Willi Wonka was distraught because, up until that time, he was the only one allowed to blow his wad into that much sought after, some would say - delicacy. Now, his exclusive practice of spicing the chocolate was corrupted with little oompa loompa sperm cells singing oompa loompa doompadee doo as they swam around in the chocolate. When, all of a sudden. ..

Clint Eastwood gave Willie Wonka his best sneer and...