Finish the sentence...

we could depend on Lassie to...

..make us feel happy...until Lassie was slaughtered and then we became raging--

neoconservative, self-hating, sex-addicted, BASE jumpers who secretly love to...

...have intercorse with packets of MRE refried beans after...

Finding your best friends ring inside your girls snatch and she says that...........

..."Stop beating the machine for free prizes!", then the...

..lights in my brain go dim and I pass out and awaken days later in the City of...

^^^^ ....the lights in my brain go dim and I pass out and awaken days later in the City of...

where people have a look in their eyes ...

...OK ..the City of "Where people have a look in their eyes"..also known as Newark, NJ...and I heard the sound of...

off topic, sorry I must say :

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

^^^^ ....the lights in my brain go dim and I pass out and awaken days later in the City of...

Anyway back to the sentence....


^^..singing. Finding my self in Willy Wonka's secret Factory, under the city, a wise looking orange dude was looking at me. Willy, himself, strolled up behind the orange dude and exclaimed....

What?...are you gay?...get out from behind me before I........

The situation was so strange I did not wait for him to finish. I got up and began to run. I entered a room full of doors. All of the doors had signs above them. I only wanted to find reality again, so i pick a door. Above that door the sign said...

..All Nude Review...so I burst inside and was amazed by all of the beautiful women..but they looked at me and...

did not seem to look suprised that i was there. I looked behind me to see if Willy and the orange dude were following me, they weren't. I turned around to give the chicks some more attention and BAMM, Willy and the orange dude were now in front of me. Weird! So, I casually stated..."

I wanna try some sexual choclate Mr. Wonka, So be it he replied and at the snap of his fingers thirty little oompah loompahs rushed out with Issac Hayes and proceeded to melt him in a pot made of caramel and cinnamon! Then out of nowhere Mr. Rogers appeared and started to drink the melted Issac Hayes while....

Willy and the Oompah Loompahs sang "It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood" in barbershop harmony. I said, "Hey! Rogers! Get off my sexual chocolate!" and...

he flipped me the bird, well fuck you too!!! I hollered but then I was knocked back by the repulsive smell of rottencrotch and I noticed Willy and his little workers running for cover, so I turned and saw none other than Courtney Love. She started to furiously rub her.....

diseased and cheesy cooter, all the while cackling and chasing us all around, screaming... "WHO WANTS SOME?!??! YOU WANT SOME??!?! HOW ABOUT YOU?!?!!? YOU WANT A LITTLE??!?!?!" and before I knew it, she had cornered me. Slowly she approached, like a predator stalking its prey. But, just before she pounced....

....pet jelly fish while she was riding on her unicycle and eating twinkies and yelling.......