What was your WORST sexual experience??

*Dies*

don't die. shit happens, life goes on. at least they're not calling us jtimer or ivory_coast

Well I already fucking died now how the FUCK do I come back to life?

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Originally posted by Suckrates

FeFe would spoon you for locking threads in her Lounge....

i'll say . . . she'll own your ass, viking!

:: yanks Gerber back into the mortal coil with necromancy ::

K my turn! *Wants to "yank" Kanzen* j/k

you mean necrophilia, right?







PS- i think that would be by FAR the worst sexual experience ever

The word you mean to say is Necrophilia. And thats only when you find dead bodies arousing, or have some kind of sexual contact with a dead body.

and that was my point exactly

Lol, both deal with the dead but I'm pretty sure they're two COMPLETELY different things

I guess this means whoever Gerber gets in the sack will instantly become a necro. :o

Oh what a great sexual experience... ride out to the local cemetery and dig up a dead chick... Hey! there's a new section of babes! I could make millions I tell you... MILLIONS with my wonderful ideas!

wow.


i havent had a joke missed by that many people in a LONG time.


oh well....i thought it would be funny to bring gerberbaby back from the dead by having sex.....but that seems to have gone completely over everyone's head.


oh well.



i think ill be a necrophiliac with my hand now (i sat on it til it was dead)

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

i think ill be a necrophiliac with my hand now (i sat on it til it was dead)

Sadist.

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

wow.


i havent had a joke missed by that many people in a LONG time.


oh well....i thought it would be funny to bring gerberbaby back from the dead by having sex.....but that seems to have gone completely over everyone's head.


oh well.



i think ill be a necrophiliac with my hand now (i sat on it til it was dead)

dude...your freaking me out..

thats a cool idea though...fucking someone back to life

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

wow.


i havent had a joke missed by that many people in a LONG time.


oh well....i thought it would be funny to bring gerberbaby back from the dead by having sex.....but that seems to have gone completely over everyone's head.


oh well.



i think ill be a necrophiliac with my hand now (i sat on it til it was dead)

Damn I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't know about this site. If he were to read this he'd be dropping likes a giant group of house flies trying to get laid

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Originally posted by Gerber_Baby

Damn I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't know about this site. If he were to read this he'd be dropping likes a giant group of house flies trying to get laid

thats an interesting comparison.

hmm... too many dead things in this thread. :: moves on ::

Woo hoo... I'm "interesting"

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Originally posted by scott2

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Damn I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't know about this site. If he were to read this he'd be dropping likes a giant group of house flies trying to get laid

thats an interesting comparison.

hmm... too many dead things in this thread. :: moves on ::
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just fuck them all back to life