I know that he's caught his share of shit for being Canadian, and there's always that thing with the scarf.........and let's not forget the hair.............
but I'm here to set the record straight, and to make sure you all know just exactly who and what you're dealing with here.
Honda is a man of legendary epic proportions............and I'll list a few examples so that the rest of you know not to step on toes
A man once told Honda that there was no wrong way to eat a Reese's. Honda promptly showed him that there was, by killing the man's wife with it.
Honda's orgasm leaves an exit wound.
Rather than take showers, Honda rides a nine-foot grizzly bear through a car wash
Honda, like Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes down the planet....
After an epic night of drinking, Honda took the largest dump ever recorded. What he crapped out ended up being the 1979 Tenth Anniversary Trans Am, which he occasionally still drives
I am loving this thread....
Honda got in touch with his feminine side and promptly got her pregnant
Honda uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure
Honda eats dinosaur bones and craps out high-grade petroleum
Do you look at your posts ?
(that would need a suppository,still it could only be Vaseline)
There is an eleventh commandment, edited out of the bible, that says "None of the above applies to Honda"
When Honda wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Honda can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right
Omelets and powerless milk. YUM
Honda doesn't have blood; he is filled with magma.
Every wall in Honda's house is a mirror because Honda must always be surrounded by beauty
