The truth about Honda

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Originally posted by orionsarm

When someone questioned Honda about his power, Honda cloned himself on the spot and then the twin Hondas proceeded to kick that guy's ass.

Honda circumcised himself. At birth. With his bare hands

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

Honda circumcised himself. At birth. With his bare hands

That explains the hi-pitch voice on cam

To Honda, doorknobs and toilets are seen as merely suggestions

Honda's tears can cure cancer - Only 1 problem - Honda doesnt cry

Once in a bar fight, Honda hit a guy so hard he knocked himself out.

Honda is so cool that the Pope has a fish decal on his car with the word "Honda"inside

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

Honda is so cool that the Pope has a fish decal on his car with the word "Honda"inside

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

Honda is so cool that the Pope has a fish decal on his car with the word "Honda"inside

I also lol'd quite hard at this..

Honda's famous shoe wasn't lost in an accidental buggy crash, his dog ate it.

Honda tells time by staring directly into the sun

Honda went into a kindergarten to talk about fire safety. After 4 minutes, three children were on fire and Honda had shot a bottle-rocket out of his urethra

Honda can milk the cow directly into the bag

Honda crocheted his scarf without crochet hooks.

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Originally posted by Keystoner

Honda crocheted his scarf without crochet hooks.

That's actually true.

Each tablet of Viagra contains one drop of Honda's sweat

Honda: Impregnating virgins, and keeping them that way, since 9 months B.C.

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

Honda: Impregnating virgins, and keeping them that way, since 9 months B.C.

(makes sense)
That's the reason Honda KNOWS why the chicken crossed the road.

Honda can deep-throat a wiffleball bat

When scientists came up with "the big bang theory" they were refering to Honda Procreating everywhere Which eventually is how Canada came to be!