The truth about Honda

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

Honda can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right

If that is true, why can't he fix us?

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Lindros hears it. Lindros can hear everything. Lindros can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

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Originally posted by Notech

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If that is true, why can't he fix us?

the amount of pity required to fix us can only be supplied by Mr. T....................and he's not answering Honda's calls

I was afraid of that,

Honda will eat your soul for a Klondike Bar

Whew, no ice cream in my soul

Honda masturbates to pictures of himself masturbating

Honda was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown

Now I know you speak no truth,Honda doesn't have arms or legs and his nurse refuses to do that sort of thing,(busted0

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Originally posted by the_kevin1

Honda masturbates to pictures of himself masturbating

common knowledge

Honda's sperm is so virile that it traveled back in time and impregnated his mother. Only Honda could father Honda

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Originally posted by Notech

Now I know you speak no truth,Honda doesn't have arms or legs and his nurse refuses to do that sort of thing,(busted0

I lold' reading this, and I don't even know why.


also, if Honda were a calendar, every month would be named Hondtober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

On a hot Texas day, Honda heard someone say, "It's not the heat, it's the humidity that will kill you." Honda Immediately threw him into the sun.

The Bible was originally titled "Honda and Friends"

I get it....

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(millions of hondas)

Honda once had sex on the beach. The lucky woman exploded from the sheer force of his ejaculation. However, his sperm lived on and occasionally wash up on shore, where they are mistakenly identified as giant squid.

The boogey man checks under his bed for honda at night

At this very moment, there is a 50-50 chance that Honda is boning your sister

I don't have a sister

Excuse me if these are corny

Everytime Honda takes a shit at the public restroom, there's a line waiting for him out the door. Not because they need to use the toilet, because they are waiting to clean his ass.

One time Mike Tyson tried to bite Honda's ear off in a boxing match and Tyson's jaw fell out.

Nothing ever slips away from Honda, not even soap.

When Honda was born, the doctor slapped him on the ass to cry, Honda laughed his ass off.