The truth about Honda

Honda always has sex on the first date... always!

Honda is the reason why you touch yourself at night

Honda once had dreams of becoming an actor: he auditioned for a part in a 2-act play. The Director found his acting to be so "special", Honda was told that he'd have a solo in Act-3. But Honda could not understand why the theater was so quiet and dark during his performance.

Honda is so bad ass I have just witnessed him turn a porn site full of supposedly straight men into a bunch of ass kissing cock slobberers.

oh and I heard Chuck Norris does Honda's laundry...topless.

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Originally posted by J-Swiss

"...Chuck Norris does Honda's laundry...topless..."

LMFAO!!

In the beginning of time, cavemen did not say "Ugh" or any other form of grunt. In fact, they were saying "Honda" because it was all they knew, and it was awesome. When cavemen developed a language, Honda taught them other words to describe what's not awesome.

Honda is the only person Helen Keller ever saw or heard.

Honda visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.

Honda sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

One time Honda threw a fart and people disappeared. Yeps, Honda created the first gas chamber.

Honda named his girlfriends cat "Chuck Norris". Why? Because the cat is a pussy.

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Originally posted by blizhavoc

Honda sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

Even the ones who have menopause?

If Dracula survives off of human blood, guess who survives off of Dracula's blood? Yup, Honda.

Honda makes me proud of living in the U S of A.

Honda knows Victoria's secret

Honda is the only man on Earth that can breathe in outer space without a spacesuit.

Honda has that certain attribute the French call, "Tete De Merde"

When Dr Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Honda

Honda is concerned about everything (I really seriously am planning on adding to this thread.

Cool stuff so far nobrah) He's still uses this name, Slacker_X

When someone questioned Honda about his power, Honda cloned himself on the spot and then the twin Hondas proceeded to kick that guy's ass.