The truth about Honda

Honda told Steeve Irwin about the dangerous Sea Manta.

Steeve didnt listen.

Steeve died.

When Honda was born Freddy Mercury got aids.

God wonders if Honda is human, because he sure as hell never created him

Man invented the wheel.
Honda invented steroids.

Honda is the biggest exportator of steroid.
He drains them out of his body

The great Chicago fire of 1871 was not, in fact, started by Mrs. O'Leary's cow. The fire was started by Honda when he discovered that deep-dish pizza had not yet been invented.

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Chuck Norris invented the term Fiery Redheads.
Honda invented the term Boobalicious.

Honda has two speeds: "kill" and "fuck your girlfriend"

A man once told Honda that time travel was impossible, it was later revealed that Honda was in fact his grandfather, and also, the mans father turned out to be a dinosaur.

"Two and a Half Men" was originally a show only about Honda

One time Honda ate a seed and when he went to take a shit, a tree grew in the toilet.

When God said, "Let there be light?" he was asking Honda

Honda can stay underwater for 6hrs and 58mins.

Honda can repel bullets with his teeth.

One time Honda was scuba diving and a shark bite him, big mistake, Honda bite him back and killed it.

If MacGyver and Honda were locked i a room together, Honda wouyld make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out

Honda coined the phrase "Pardon my French" after picking up a Frenchman and using him like a bat to club people

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One time Honda pointed his finger at the night sky and a planet fell down.

Wherever Honda walks, the earth trembles at his feet..... thus the source of earthquakes.

Not only does Honda talk in the third person, he sees in the third person

The HALO MasterChief was originaly created to get something close to what Honda is right now.