When Honda gets mad, there is no mad left for anyone else.
- Goto:
- Go
kayradis 15 years ago
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.a 2The earth was formless and empty, and darkness covered the deep waters. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the surface of the waters.
Then God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.And God saw that the light was good. Then he separated the light from the darkness.God called the light “day” and the darkness “night.”
And evening passed and morning came, marking the first day.
Then God said, “Let there be a space between the waters, to separate the waters of the heavens from the waters of the earth.”And that is what happened. God made this space to separate the waters of the earth from the waters of the heavens.God called the space “sky.”
And evening passed and morning came, marking the second day.
Then God said, “Let the waters beneath the sky flow together into one place, so dry ground may appear.” And that is what happened.God called the dry ground “land” and the waters “seas.” And God saw that it was good.Then God said, “Let the land sprout with vegetation—every sort of seed-bearing plant, and trees that grow seed-bearing fruit. These seeds will then produce the kinds of plants and trees from which they came.” And that is what happened.The land produced vegetation—all sorts of seed-bearing plants, and trees with seed-bearing fruit. Their seeds produced plants and trees of the same kind. And God saw that it was good.
And evening passed and morning came, marking the third day.
Then God said, “Let lights appear in the sky to separate the day from the night. Let them be signs to mark the seasons, days, and years.Let these lights in the sky shine down on the earth.” And that is what happened. 16God made two great lights—the larger one to govern the day, and the smaller one to govern the night. He also made the stars.God set these lights in the sky to light the earth,to govern the day and night, and to separate the light from the darkness. And God saw that it was good.
And evening passed and morning came, marking the fourth day.
Then God said, “Let the waters swarm with fish and other life. Let the skies be filled with birds of every kind.”So God created great sea creatures and every living thing that scurries and swarms in the water, and every sort of bird—each producing offspring of the same kind. And God saw that it was good.Then God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply. Let the fish fill the seas, and let the birds multiply on the earth.”
And evening passed and morning came, marking the fifth day.
Then God said, “Let the earth produce every sort of animal, each producing offspring of the same kind—livestock, small animals that scurry along the ground, and wild animals.” And that is what happened.God made all sorts of wild animals, livestock, and small animals, each able to produce offspring of the same kind. And God saw that it was good.
Then God said, “Let us make human beingsb in our image, to be like us. They will reign over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, the livestock, all the wild animals on the earth, and the small animals that scurry along the ground.”
So God created human beingsc in his own image.
In the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
Then God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and multiply. Fill the earth and govern it. Reign over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, and all the animals that scurry along the ground.”
Then God said, “Look! I have given you every seed-bearing plant throughout the earth and all the fruit trees for your food.And I have given every green plant as food for all the wild animals, the birds in the sky, and the small animals that scurry along the ground—everything that has life.” And that is what happened.
Then God looked over all he had made, and he saw that it was very good!
And evening passed and morning came, marking the sixth day.
So God looked upon Honda, high-fived him and said :"That was a great story you just told me here. I'll try to make humans as awesome as you."
This is the account of the creation of the heavens and the earth ver. 2.0.
Then God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.And God saw that the light was good. Then he separated the light from the darkness.God called the light “day” and the darkness “night.”
And evening passed and morning came, marking the first day.
Then God said, “Let there be a space between the waters, to separate the waters of the heavens from the waters of the earth.”And that is what happened. God made this space to separate the waters of the earth from the waters of the heavens.God called the space “sky.”
And evening passed and morning came, marking the second day.
Then God said, “Let the waters beneath the sky flow together into one place, so dry ground may appear.” And that is what happened.God called the dry ground “land” and the waters “seas.” And God saw that it was good.Then God said, “Let the land sprout with vegetation—every sort of seed-bearing plant, and trees that grow seed-bearing fruit. These seeds will then produce the kinds of plants and trees from which they came.” And that is what happened.The land produced vegetation—all sorts of seed-bearing plants, and trees with seed-bearing fruit. Their seeds produced plants and trees of the same kind. And God saw that it was good.
And evening passed and morning came, marking the third day.
Then God said, “Let lights appear in the sky to separate the day from the night. Let them be signs to mark the seasons, days, and years.Let these lights in the sky shine down on the earth.” And that is what happened. 16God made two great lights—the larger one to govern the day, and the smaller one to govern the night. He also made the stars.God set these lights in the sky to light the earth,to govern the day and night, and to separate the light from the darkness. And God saw that it was good.
And evening passed and morning came, marking the fourth day.
Then God said, “Let the waters swarm with fish and other life. Let the skies be filled with birds of every kind.”So God created great sea creatures and every living thing that scurries and swarms in the water, and every sort of bird—each producing offspring of the same kind. And God saw that it was good.Then God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply. Let the fish fill the seas, and let the birds multiply on the earth.”
And evening passed and morning came, marking the fifth day.
Then God said, “Let the earth produce every sort of animal, each producing offspring of the same kind—livestock, small animals that scurry along the ground, and wild animals.” And that is what happened.God made all sorts of wild animals, livestock, and small animals, each able to produce offspring of the same kind. And God saw that it was good.
Then God said, “Let us make human beingsb in our image, to be like us. They will reign over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, the livestock, all the wild animals on the earth, and the small animals that scurry along the ground.”
So God created human beingsc in his own image.
In the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
Then God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and multiply. Fill the earth and govern it. Reign over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, and all the animals that scurry along the ground.”
Then God said, “Look! I have given you every seed-bearing plant throughout the earth and all the fruit trees for your food.And I have given every green plant as food for all the wild animals, the birds in the sky, and the small animals that scurry along the ground—everything that has life.” And that is what happened.
Then God looked over all he had made, and he saw that it was very good!
And evening passed and morning came, marking the sixth day.
So God looked upon Honda, high-fived him and said :"That was a great story you just told me here. I'll try to make humans as awesome as you."
This is the account of the creation of the heavens and the earth ver. 2.0.
Honda_X 15 years ago
Honda once yelled "Cum Dumpster" at a girl in a crowded theater..but was so awesome people hid their outrage and nobody confronted him.
the_kevin1 15 years ago
Honda is a lot like fine wine: he only gets better with age; and if you hang around him long enough, you'll probably wake up in a daze, with no money, and a bootmark imprinted in your skull
[Deleted] 15 years ago
One time Honda got into a battle with Wolverine and when he went to stab Honda in the balls, his claws broke.
Matisok 15 years ago
Hahaha, i know im not exatly a contributer to this site, but this thred really rocks =)
I've been a looooooong time lurker but damn =)
My contribute's goes to Honda =)
Hands down i love it =)
I've been a looooooong time lurker but damn =)
My contribute's goes to Honda =)
Hands down i love it =)
Notech_The_Abbot 15 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by the_kevin1
Seismology is the study of Honda's masturbation habits
Haven't you heard, Honda doesn't do that anymore!
or less....
the_kevin1 15 years ago
When Honda was circumcised, the foreskin was not disposed of, instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of basketball. Today we know Honda's foreskin as Shaquille O'Neal.
[Deleted] 15 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by GrandDaddy
Honda can squeeze peanuts up his ass and turn them to bullets.
I didn't know about the bullet part.
the_kevin1 15 years ago
Honda roundhouse kicked his grandmother in the mouth on Christmas morning. Socks again.
the_kevin1 15 years ago
When Honda tlaks about "pumping iron", he's actually referring to masturbation
the_kevin1 15 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr_Bubbles
Who is Honda?
Honda is the guy who owns a magical mirror that allows him to peer out of any other mirror in the world. Anytime you undress in front of the mirror in your bedroom, or any other room for that matter, Honda could be watching. But he never is, because your flabby body, and lack of a decent scarf, disgusts him.
Honda_X 15 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by the_kevin1
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Honda is the guy who owns a magical mirror that allows him to peer out of any other mirror in the world. Anytime you undress in front of the mirror in your bedroom, or any other room for that matter, Honda could be watching. But he never is, because your flabby body, and lack of a decent scarf, disgusts him.
Kanzen 15 years ago
Honda blew his load today at 1:40PM. At the epicenter, there were no survivors.
- Goto:
- Go
