The truth about Honda

Every chick scoring a 9.5 or above posted on this site? Honda took the picture. After, he nailed the chick, ruining her for all other men.

Debbie did Dallas because she couldn't handle Honda.

I heard when Honda jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Honda'd.

There is actually an 8th wonder of the world which is Honda, those in charge of making this claim are to afraid to reveal this to the rest of the world in fear that the other 7 will be cancelled out...
But we all know the truth already!


I heard also that WBW actually started out as WHW but soon was changed because he wanted his minions to have a piece of the action as well!!

God wanted 10 days to create the world. Honda gave him 6.

The television show "Lost" is loosely based on an inner ear infection Honda had as a child

Honda Is watching us!

Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Plowing that woman is Honda.

One day, Honda woke up and said : I wanna kick some ass.
That day, Germany lost the war.

In StarWars, they say Anakin is the chosen one.
They're wrong.
Honda is.

If you want to wear the same cologne as Honda, you'll be disappointed to find that Honda does not wear cologne. For two hundred dollars, however, Honda will fart on your chest before you go on a date.

One day, a random fan tried to drink Honda's bath water to taste his greatness.
He was surprise when he saw that Honda didnt use water, he used women.

The seven days the world took to get created were spent accordingly;

The first day, Honda's top half was designed and sculpted.

The second day, Honda's lower half was studied on how they can make a dick that big without making him unbalanced. Then created.

The third day, Women were made to cover Honda's sexual needs.

The fourth day, Men were made to cover Honda's friendship needs.

The fifth day, Canada was created for Honda's playpen.

The sixth day, The rest of the world was created to house the fact that Honda was becoming increasingly huge.

The final day, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris and all the armed forces and police were created to control Honda from taking over the world.

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Originally posted by kayradis

One day, a random fan tried to drink Honda's bath water to taste his greatness.
He was surprise when he saw that Honda didnt use water, he used women.

oh god that would be uncomfortable!

My friend and I do something similar to this through text message, but it's more like how they announce the Stig.

Like, some say his urine is bottled and sold as herbal tea, others say his penis played an extra in Casino Royale, he is the (name here).

I love this kinda thing though..and it keeps me laughing.

Hey Honda. Do you care if I build a small santuary in my closet for you?

Not at all. lol

Sweet. I'll put an entrance fee so I could build a monstruously big palace to worship you

Honda burned his eyeballs out with cigarettes just to prove to some eighth-grade students that smoking is dangerous