A female friend of mine, with whom I have always had something of a hot relationship (tons of flirting, and by that I mean *real* flirting, etc), is coming to visit me tomorrow and she'll be staying overnight. She is engaged and this is probably the last time I'll see her unmarried. In some respects I'm closer to her than her fiancee is, and I know this guy is boring as hell and is no fun. He's also grossly out of shape. Just why the hell would a girl want to be with a guy like that? He doesn't do it for her.
So, since I haven't been laid in like, well, YEARS now, I'm sorry people, but I'm not in the mood to be the good guy any more. I'm going to make every effort to fuck her and fuck her good. Fate has not played fair with me so I'm not in the mood to play fair with it. And knowing my luck, this maybe the last chance I have while I walk this earth to ever get laid again. So anyhow, what would you do in this case?
I'm still going to pull out all the stops to try and bang her though.
So, since I haven't been laid in like, well, YEARS now, I'm sorry people, but I'm not in the mood to be the good guy any more. I'm going to make every effort to fuck her and fuck her good. Fate has not played fair with me so I'm not in the mood to play fair with it. And knowing my luck, this maybe the last chance I have while I walk this earth to ever get laid again. So anyhow, what would you do in this case?
I'm still going to pull out all the stops to try and bang her though.
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