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Sorry to hear that. I used to have a cat and I loved that little guy. He was quite the mischievous hunter. I would get another one but I can't handle the responsibility right now.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I would pay money to hear Joanne McLeod say the phrase "fucking cunt".

Just saying.

Hearing her say "fuck off" was pretty good even though they bleeped it. If you missed it, it's still on ctv.ca, it's near the end, after they get the U-turn.

Seriously America??

Oh goddamn it Sugar, how many damn time zones does a country (whose population is the equal of North Carolina or such) like yours need ?

Honestly ! The very cheek of you. ( Yes....I laughed my head off !)

Whose time zone are they using? Ottawa, the capital, as well as the two largest cities, Toronto and Montreal are in the same time zone as New York

Kumar is the manager on duty. He probably hit the bong a little too much.

Six TZ's worth ?????

Not only is there 1 time zone for a country that actually has 6, but they seem to think that the one single time zone is 7 minutes ahead of the rest of the world.

'twas noted but left unremarked....I figured it was Quebec that insisted on it.

Americans ain't carin' about what time it is in Canada.

So what do Americans care about?

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Originally posted by Suomilainen

So what do Americans care about?

Bewbs... I care about bewbs

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Originally posted by F1098

'twas noted but left unremarked....I figured it was Quebec that insisted on it.

Could be. I'd have to check their latest list of demands in order to be sure.

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Originally posted by Suomilainen

So what do Americans care about?

Zucchini pizza.

Pizza is supposed to have meat on it...

Pizza is flexible. It doesn't care if there's meat on it or not. Or if it even has dough for a crust or not.

Unrelated: Slate is a stupid piece of shit click-whoring site, most of the time. For example, two recent articles:

Matt Yglesias writes a blog post about why the outside sucks and the inside is better: http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/08/15/eating_lunch_outside_sucks_stay_inside.html

And then some other moron writes about how canned beer is better than bottled beer: http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2013/08/15/canned_beer_is_better_than_bottled_beer.html

Both of those premises are clearly wrong and seemingly written only to generate clicks from incredulous haters like me (and it worked). Fuckers.

Seriously though, if you have the choice between a bottled beer and a canned beer and you voluntarily pick the canned beer you should probably be thrown in jail.

Really wish we could format posts with markdown.

Did this fucking site just ate two of my posts and one of EL 's ?????????

What a piece of shit ! And I I actually PAY for this ?

It's as if the fates will not allow you and the awesome button to coexist.

Let us tempt them once more.

<clicks awesome>

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Zucchini pizza.

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Yuck. Grilled cucumber FTW!

My Awesome button works just fine thank you.