It was the golf club's Christmas tournament and George had been paired with Judy as his partner. To everyone's surprise they won easily. After several celebratory drinks they wound up in bed. Afterwards, Judy said,
"You know, when I went to bed with the golf club pro, he managed it twice."
Not to be outdone, George set to it again, winding up exhausted but happy.
"On second thoughts." said Judy, "I think it was three times."
So, with some effort, George climbed back on board. Afterwards he rolled off sweating and panting profusely.
"When I think about it." said Judy, "It could have been four times ..."
Suddenly, George reached for the phone and started dialling.
"Who are you calling?" asked Judy.
"The Golf Pro." replied George, " I want to know what par is for this hole!"
"You know, when I went to bed with the golf club pro, he managed it twice."
Not to be outdone, George set to it again, winding up exhausted but happy.
"On second thoughts." said Judy, "I think it was three times."
So, with some effort, George climbed back on board. Afterwards he rolled off sweating and panting profusely.
"When I think about it." said Judy, "It could have been four times ..."
Suddenly, George reached for the phone and started dialling.
"Who are you calling?" asked Judy.
"The Golf Pro." replied George, " I want to know what par is for this hole!"