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Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

Starter: WARPIG Posted: 19 years ago Views: 17.3K
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#1382408
Lvl 11
cool!!!
what's mine?
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#1382409
Lvl 18
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Originally posted by WARPIG
bachiotomy- The evil doctor! You discovered the fountain of youth on a venture into the amazon...from now on to remain young, strong and handsome. You used the water from the fountain to create many many potions...some good, some evil. Selling them to the highest bidder, youve become the richest man in the world. All the wealth, however...has not helped you with your irresitable urge to destroy. You must drink a 'calming potion' daily, just to keep from killing everyone around you. For now.


Dude,, it's like you know me.
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#1382410
Lvl 12
What am i???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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#1382411
Lvl 19
Great thread. I hope my super power grants me the ability to see the supposed car section that is here.

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#1382412
Lvl 24
Umm... care to inform me of my powers?
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#1382413
Lvl 14
tell me my powers oh granter of that which is comicbook esque
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#1382414
Lvl 13
Hellcat- Quite obviously, you have the ability to transform into any feline species. From tigers, panthers and lions...or a pussy cat, if the situation called for it. Quite the abilility...from stopping a fleeing demon with your "Cheetah Roar", or calming a frightened woman with your "Pussy Purr" techniques...your ability is truely a gift. Note: You are weak to water attacks, however.

This thread rocks
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#1382415
Lvl 5
i want superpowers too
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#1382416
Lvl 12
Right then old boy, lets get me all Super-ed up shall we?
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#1382417
Lvl 9
im new
is warpig still doing this
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#1382418
Lvl 12
hit me
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#1382419
Lvl 11
Reveal my powers!
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#1382420
Lvl 23
Master Warpig, your humble apprentice fal081069 awaits with patience the honour of You granting me a Super Power! You have my word that I will use it only for Good (e.g., to get laid more often).

What an original and creative thread! But will my nick be a challenge to you? What can you make of it?
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#1382421
Lvl 4
im posting...what kind of power do i get???

*atanamir* is a character out of tolkien...if that helps any
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#1382422
Lvl 9
I AM THE STEEL MAN



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#1382423
Lvl 15
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Originally posted by WARPIG

prwilf- Your name is a code. Developed by anicent mathematicians, once solved...the answers will unveil the meaning of the universe. So they say! Truth be known, the poor sole that unlocks the code from your name, will summon your true form: The God of Rage. With this form, you have the ability to inflict anger and hate into any mortal that dare cross you. With such a hatred, they are forced to immediately destroy themselves.


Cool!
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#1382424
Lvl 12
my name should bring great power.. im just sure of it....
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#1382425
Lvl 25
I'd like one that involves naked women
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#1382426
Lvl 12
@ T.S.B.W. You will be able to cut glass with your tongue.

@ Tickler You will be able to scare the hell out of naked ladies.


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#1382427
Lvl 9
slippery-donkey- (whom I missed earlier) Tough one indeed, but I do sense a power withen you. Ahh, the power of Stealth. You have the ability to become invisible. Trampled by an ass at a young age, you were killed. Upon your trip up to the pearly gates, you were intercepted by a group of demon cocaine smuggling Columbians, who were looking for a new hire. Through their mystic powers, you were granted this gift...to forever haul drugs across the border, and become very wealthy.

the_kabuki_kid- The Japanese Art of Theater, is what your name hints at. Which makes perfect sense, as your super power is the ability of mind control. On a trip to Tokyo, you were ambushed by a band of Ninjas, where you were held captive for 14 years. During the confinement, you studied strange ancient symbols covering the cold cell walls. Finally realising, it was a spell...and chanting this spell...you can control the mind of any human. Can be countered by high intellenge creatures.

robin4str8- Another name coded. Upon running this name through my super-name-decoding computer, It spit out the name (#)&^%. Thus, I realised, you are the famous computer genious notorious for crypting hidden messages...from porn website message boards, to as far back as the ancient pyramids...your mysterious works have been studdied for centuries. One myth states you actually penned Revelations in the Bible, the other states you often submit to Penthouse Forums. A mystery indeed.
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