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Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

Starter: WARPIG Posted: 19 years ago Views: 17.3K
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#1382328
Lvl 9
i want one , but not to big power because i can hurt somebuddy
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#1382329
Lvl 9
Animal_ab- The strength of a bear, the heart of a lion. You have the ability to command all land animals. As a child, your family was attacked and killed by vultures...now you have sworn revenge on all that take flight. Except your pet hawk, whom saved you that fatefull day.

ghost-73- Quite obviously, you are undead. Not only can you not be killed by conventional means, you have the ability to teleport through solid objects. The only substance you cannot teleort through is glass...and your widowed wife...the scientist, is communicating with you telepathically to help you figure out why.

Beta671- Youre a evil computer genious. Facinated with numbers since a young child, the other kids often made fun of you for spending so much time in math class. Sworn to revenge, you developed a mind-controlling computer program, had it installed in every classroom in the world..and now all kids worship Chuck Norris, as it should be.

adman- Mysterious. Your powers...are...vague. Yet STRONG. I cant quite put my finger...Ahhhh, of course. Warlock! Beware this one my friends, he has the powers of a witch. Cunning and sly, he will befriend you...the behead you with snap of his fingers.

FATHTERTIME- My old nemesis himself. The legend of FATHERTIME VS. WARPIG dates back centuries, with FATHERTIME defeating me once and for all during WWII. With the ability to stop time, my armies could not advance. His brigade of disciples crushed me there...on that field...this is my champion.

budokan- Ahhh the warrior of truth and discipline. Through your "arts", you seek complete knowledge and power. Training since age 1, you have become the master of masters. You wear an ancient symbol around your neck, your...father's. And when say his name...your speed, strength and agility double. Though...this saddens you further.
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#1382330
Lvl 10
give me a reason to post here ?
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#1382331
Lvl 17
i like peas?
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#1382332
Lvl 9
lAtInO-oZ- The almighty leader of an elite underground force of warriors, it was believed once extint. Through 100 years of perfected spellmaking and wizardry...you stand ready to take of the world. Your brother, rest his soul...was your first accidental victim of your remarkable ability to crush a human heart with a wave of your hand.

goldscarf- The double-agent. Living among friend and foe, no one really can trust you. This life has taken its toll on you. Determined to make it right, you have begun the long process of making amends. Aided by your special agent tech guy, you have the ability deter the most evil creature from harming, and the most sacred soul from doing good. A constant keel, is what you seek. No right. No wrong. Just...be.

Dulcinea- The lover of fine foods and wines, you are the "catorer" to the Gods. Your most famous event in time, was chronicled in an ancient testament, only found just recently..which describes: "And Zues summoned Dulcinea; Bring me the most delicate and heavenly wine...and I shall grant you a grand wish" Dulcinea replied "I am here but to serve you my Lord, blessed this wish upon a more needy soul than I." Eternal live, however, was indeed granted by the Gods.

Devil6- Behold Devil6! The 6th generation (lol) of demons from Hell! With each passing generation, the family's power has increased. Today, this evil warrior pocesses the ability to drain health, and take it for his own. There is no know defense against it, and it is recomended you 'save' your game before this boss fight.

loopyprawn- Feared by those that dont really know him, he is a pussy cat to that that do. He is ineed your best friend, or your worst enemy. With the ability to grown 100 times his normal size, he is quite handy around contruction sites and especially any disaster areas. The US Coast Guard has been trying to recruit him for some time, but he claims "My mama needs me at the house."
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#1382333
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Originally posted by WARPIG

lAtInO-oZ- The almighty leader of an elite underground force of warriors, it was believed once extint. Through 100 years of perfected spellmaking and wizardry...you stand ready to take of the world. Your brother, rest his soul...was your first accidental victim of your remarkable ability to crush a human heart with a wave of your hand.



man im tough, woohoo!
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#1382334
Lvl 9
Dub-Style- The 'kid' they call him. Slick, cool and cunning. You have a kick ass skateboard that can travel great speeds, over land, seas and through the air. Good deeds is the name of your game. Travleling from town to town, helping inner city kids realise their potential. You pass out Dub-Style t-shirts and hats, taking "donations" to "help the cause".

creepus- The nickname given to you by children, formally you go by Night Crawler, Night Demon, Ancient Destroyer...though no one really knows your true name. You come in dreams, to strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Causing horrible nightmares, your victim awakes confused...was it, a dream? Was it...real? Then appearing in the mirror while they are brushing their teeth, you crash through and eat their brains, to fulfill you through yet another day of horror.

prwilf- Your name is a code. Developed by anicent mathematicians, once solved...the answers will unveil the meaning of the universe. So they say! Truth be known, the poor sole that unlocks the code from your name, will summon your true form: The God of Rage. With this form, you have the ability to inflict anger and hate into any mortal that dare cross you. With such a hatred, they are forced to immediately destroy themselves.

Suckrates- Philosopher of life, with a twist! Bow down before the great legend and seek wisdom, if you must. Bewarned, however...he has split personality disorder. He can grant you emense knowledge, or call you a fucktard, all at the blink of an eye. It is believed to best visit his great alter immediately after he takes his meds. Many of the foul souls he has "guided" wrongfully, are believed to be in Yahoo chat right now. See for yourselves the potentional evil he wields. yahoo.com/chat.

HighGuy- Everyones friend and companion, he wanders from town to town passing out doobs to the needy. With each doob, the thankfull recipient also receives a magical ring. Upon a random or work injury related drug screen, the user will simply rub this ring upon their organ (females receive special 'smoother surfuace' rings, to prevent chaffing) and the urine is always free from THC. You also have the ability to conrol all plants; maryJ and otherwise.
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#1382335
Lvl 13
G-Master is wondering what his super powers might look like...
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#1382336
Lvl 12
<Gets in line for his super power> YIPPEE!!! I've been waiting for this all my life...hehe
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#1382337
Lvl 16
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Originally posted by WARPIG



adman- Mysterious. Your powers...are...vague. Yet STRONG. I cant quite put my finger...Ahhhh, of course. Warlock! Beware this one my friends, he has the powers of a witch. Cunning and sly, he will befriend you...the behead you with snap of his fingers.



WTF?

Snaps warpigs neck for giving me stupid witchy powers, I wanted super human strength and ray gun eyes!
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#1382338
Lvl 9
oh yeah!!!!!!i want powers!!!! this oughtta be fun...wish i could choose them tho
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#1382339
Lvl 12
thank you warpig
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#1382340
Lvl 12
loopyprawn- Feared by those that dont really know him, he is a pussy cat to that that do. He is ineed your best friend, or your worst enemy. With the ability to grown 100 times his normal size, he is quite handy around contruction sites and especially any disaster areas. The US Coast Guard has been trying to recruit him for some time, but he claims "My mama needs me at the house."

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#1382341
Lvl 9
slayer8u- Popluar in the 80's, you have a magical guitar. This guitar not only plays kick ass metal on its own, but you can also use it to control the weather. Any enemy foolish enough to confront you, is immediately blown away by its "Riff From Hell" special technique, then followed up with lightning and wind damage. This 3 string combo has no counter, but is known to miss based on your noob-ness.

SpyroX- You have the power to control steel. With your special gauntlets given to you by your master on his death bed, you use these 'gifts' for good. Transforming mangled steel wreckage into once again mighty structures...with the touch of your unique gloves. The reverse effect is a horrible thought...with you having to ability to topple huge buildings with only a touch, you spend most of your time in hiding, fearing what you might be inclined to do. What the prophets say you WILL do!

blue1- A fairy. But no ordinary fairy, mind you. Once a great warrior, you were cursed to live this life by a grand wizzard centuries ago. With this curse, though you are tiny and cute...you indeed wield great power. The power to be summoned, by anyone feeling sad and down...calling your name 3 times...you appear to them, do a little song and dance, telling jokes, bringing beer and popcorn...the ability, my friend...to BE a friend. Powerfull? I must say YES!

Burn- Burn Burn Burn. I have long awaited your post. I have fealt your urge to know. To UNDERSTAND what it is you are really here for. I have fealt it my friend, for enternity. YOU, have the ability to respawn, after death. But not just respawn as yourself, once destroyed..you emerge as 2 Burns. Those detroyed...4 Burns, and so on. Any fool crazy enough to confront you, will eventually have to face TRILLIONS of you. There is only ONE way to defeat you...and only I know it.

G-Master- Gansta of Faith! You tote around the infamous "AK of Judgement". Turning that bad boy sideways, you drive through the projects unloading special silver bullets into the streets, but only killing those that deserve to die. The special bullets penetrate any know object and travel unlimited distances...until finally finding a victim. They AK has a dial indicator to pin-point certain targets: Child molester, rapest, murderer...etc.
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#1382342
Lvl 9
Quote:
Originally posted by adman™

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adman- Mysterious. Your powers...are...vague. Yet STRONG. I cant quite put my finger...Ahhhh, of course. Warlock! Beware this one my friends, he has the powers of a witch. Cunning and sly, he will befriend you...the behead you with snap of his fingers.



WTF?

Snaps warpigs neck for giving me stupid witchy powers, I wanted super human strength and ray gun eyes!
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SEE! Told you didnt I
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#1382343
Lvl 9
DragonJim- Obviously, you have a pet dragon at your control. This particular dragon was given to you as a young boy, as a reward for saving the princess from an evil-doer. You eventually married the princess, moved into the castle, and knocked her up. You plan on passing your dragon onto your child, but only when he/she is old enough to understand its power. Your dragon is the size of a pea, and kept in your shirt pocket, until summoned. Only you (or your wife with power of attorney) can summon the dragon.

phishyone- A mer-man. You once lived in the great city of Atlantis, until its eventual demise. Rumor has it that YOU actually caused the once-great empire to fall. No one knows for sure...since your fishy and all. You have the ablity to breath underwater indefinately, and control all other sea creatures. Except mermaids, they fucknig hate you.
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#1382344
Lvl 9
~chuckle~ just my effing luck
thanks warpig
perhaps we should turn the power giver gun on you
oink!
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#1382345
Lvl 9
Quote:
Originally posted by phishyone

~chuckle~ just my effing luck
thanks warpig
perhaps we should turn the power giver gun on you
oink!


Dude..you control ALL sea creatures, except mermaids of course. I think your power is one of strongest, why you bitching. lol.
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#1382346
Lvl 23
Quote:
Originally posted by WARPIG

HighGuy- Everyones friend and companion, he wanders from town to town passing out doobs to the needy. With each doob, the thankfull recipient also receives a magical ring. Upon a random or work injury related drug screen, the user will simply rub this ring upon their organ (females receive special 'smoother surfuace' rings, to prevent chaffing) and the urine is always free from THC. You also have the ability to conrol all plants; maryJ and otherwise.


Good enough for me dude, thanks!
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#1382347
Lvl 9
oh on the contrary...not bithcing at all my friend...the fact that mermaids fucking hate me sucks since i'm a man of the water, but really...things could be worse
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