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Tyrannous- You have the ability to "get it". A rare and special locket you found, once held in your hand...grants you the powers of mind reading, predicting the future and understanding all forms of communication; from beasts to human. You keep this locket on you at all times...except for today, when you obviously left it in the car.
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My bad. Didnt know. UPDATE: After discovering he couldnt drink anymore, Darthbane traveled the galexy doing ONLY good deads, banging hot babes (unless married or with significant other) and otherwise enjoying space. Often contracted out for your piloting ability, you are well like and well respected in the space community.
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ok, ill play along - even though i cant decide if this is totally cool or totally lame
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Kainrel- You were born a hated soul more than 1000 years ago, the forbidden spawn of an angel, and a demon. During the night, you hunt and kill the innocent. During the day, you save your fellow man. The only way you can be destroyed is by your own hand.
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doodiemachetto- (for the record, damn hard name to do! lol) Ok...BLADES! You have amazing ability to summon bladed weapons. You have a huge bat-cave type dungeon where you store millions of knives, swords, axes etc. When provoked to fight, you call upon one of your weapons, where it generates in your hand. Each with its own unique characteristic; your favorite being the Battle Axe of Woe...with 100pt Poison Dmg x 100pt Drain Resistance to Poison. Deadly.
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Animal_ab- The strength of a bear, the heart of a lion. You have the ability to command all land animals. As a child, your family was attacked and killed by vultures...now you have sworn revenge on all that take flight. Except your pet hawk, whom saved you that fatefull day.
ghost-73- Quite obviously, you are undead. Not only can you not be killed by conventional means, you have the ability to teleport through solid objects. The only substance you cannot teleort through is glass...and your widowed wife...the scientist, is communicating with you telepathically to help you figure out why.
Beta671- Youre a evil computer genious. Facinated with numbers since a young child, the other kids often made fun of you for spending so much time in math class. Sworn to revenge, you developed a mind-controlling computer program, had it installed in every classroom in the world..and now all kids worship Chuck Norris, as it should be.
adman- Mysterious. Your powers...are...vague. Yet STRONG. I cant quite put my finger...Ahhhh, of course. Warlock! Beware this one my friends, he has the powers of a witch. Cunning and sly, he will befriend you...the behead you with snap of his fingers.
FATHTERTIME- My old nemesis himself. The legend of FATHERTIME VS. WARPIG dates back centuries, with FATHERTIME defeating me once and for all during WWII. With the ability to stop time, my armies could not advance. His brigade of disciples crushed me there...on that field...this is my champion.
budokan- Ahhh the warrior of truth and discipline. Through your "arts", you seek complete knowledge and power. Training since age 1, you have become the master of masters. You wear an ancient symbol around your neck, your...father's. And when say his name...your speed, strength and agility double. Though...this saddens you further.
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