Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

I'm curious what is my superpower?

Tell me mine please!
I always wanted to have superpowers!
Cool topic btw!

Now, anxious for superpowers! By the way, Am I a Hero or Villain?

I want my hot guide babe I want my hot guide babe

whats mine?

I, too, would like a super power.

so mine ?

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

I want my hot guide babe I want my hot guide babe

A personal fav, just for you.

XPress- Super speed AND super strength, you have the awesome power to break through any object standing in your path, but with a drawback. Drawing your powers from the sun, you must lay in wait at night...where in your secret underground lair you are hooked up to your life support systems, without which, you would die. A unique curse cast upon you by an evil warlock. However, during daylight savings...you are one of the most formidable oppenents on the planet.

I_jerk_off_alot- Oh boy. lol. Ok...You are obvious a HERO! Once hailed as Sir Jerkalot during midevil times, you were cast down by the great wizzard Merlin himself, during an epic battle, you were defeated. Centuries later, you were revived by an evil wizzard, who had planned for you to travel the world doing evil deeds. You, however, fought back...changed your name to spite the evil wizzard, and spent your remaining days surfing porn and spreading the GREAT word that is naked babes.

killer™- Sent to a maximun security prison at the age of 13, you were forced to grow up very fast. Fighing off the thugs and perverts in the joint, you would shank a mother fucker just for looking at you wrong. By the age 20, you had killed well over 2000 other inmates. Your elderly cellmate once told you of an old and mystic scroll, believed burried out in "the yard" Upon finding this scroll..you were granted the super power of Heal. With remorse for all the killing, you can still shank whoever you want out of anger, then simply heal them once you chill out a little. Note: EVERY good team has a good healer, feel proud.

hope you feel creative.... we have thousands of noobs.... and everyone of them will more than likley post in this thread :P

whay

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Originally posted by Burn

hope you feel creative.... we have thousands of noobs.... and everyone of them will more than likley post in this thread :P

THOUSANDS?
Oh well, I am skipping first time posters at least. Maybe some of the other noobs will stick around and contribute.

freakybuk- A freaky bastard, you were raised by freaky people. During the 60's, you got freaky with some acid, and teleported to the 70's. Then, you got freaky with some weed, and teleported to the 80's. Then, you got freaky with some crack, and telported to the 90's. Then, you got freaky with some ecstasy...and here you are. Addicted to meth, you are in a bind. So..I hearby grant you the super power of Reflect. Any spell, weapon or SUBSTANCE directed toward you, will be repelled. Now, take this and get your shit together man, damn.

connjob- Once fucked over by a rival mafia gang, you set out to make things right. During a freak meteor shower, a small piece of kryptonite penetrated your skull and lodged in your brain. Thus, you have the super power of Super Intellegence. An extremely helpfull super power, you are able to: Learn a spell and use it yourself, once witnessed. Learn certain attacks and defensive measures, one witnessed. Read minds. And convince others that whatever you say is fact, no matter how far fetched it may be. Handy.

=cooldude=- A righeous and cool dude, you have the super power of Drain Skill. Simply a normal cool dude growing up .. in ...Antarctica (???) you were blessed with this gift by an ancient snow beast, who attacked you in your igloo. You defeated him with the pure desire to LIVE, so he passed down the knowledge that is, Drain Skill. Extremely handy, you have the ability to, obviously, drain the skill of any opponent, rendering them virtually mortal. Then you simply kick their ass the old fashion way, with your cool-ass street fighting techniques. Cool.

Okay, I gotta see what you toss at me, WP.

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Originally posted by WARPIG

alexc90- Super Jock. Im getting...the ability of stamina. You are a tough bastard from way back, and yet you had nerd friends too. These same nerd friends, are the ones who put you into their secret stamina increasing experimental chamber. Now, you never tire. You never rest and you never sleep. You can simply outlast your enemies, until they go down from fatigue, and simply move in for the kill. Also, you can obviously lay some serious pipe. Your quite welcome.

hey hey, liking it! enemies beware! i will lure your wives and girlfriends with my awesome stamina! do not piss me off! your partner could be next!

well i posted. how about them apples.

nice like it^^

I want the super power !

How did you know I love those brunettes man!! Thanks for the babe guide you promised ,

G-Unit_Khan- Half rapper, half evil space leader...you lead a double life. Thusly, you will receive 2 super powers. Number one: .38 special w/unlimited ammo and heat seeking bullets, good for protecting yourself during rap events, award shows, or just around the rap studio. Number 2: Every self-respecting evil space leader needs a wicked-ass space ship. This baby is all yours; warp drive, shields, and a happening night life with strippers and porn.

Wiliekat- A sneaky bastard you are, sly and stealthy...your super power will have be Wisdom. With uber-high wisdom, you are able to pick any lock or safe, get below invoicing pricing for goods, and just generally sweet talk the pants off any babe you want. Quite handy for evil, or good. You must chose. Note: Used for good, your widsom level will multiply x2 per use. Evil multiplies x 4. Bounus ability: Due to your extensive mercentile skill, you hold an inventory of 1000 rare items and goods.