Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

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Originally posted by Dulcinea

I'm a fucking immortal slave cook?????

, Loser

Ok, Im game. Give me some super powers! This ought to be fun!

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Originally posted by WARPIG

budokan- Ahhh the warrior of truth and discipline. Through your "arts", you seek complete knowledge and power. Training since age 1, you have become the master of masters. You wear an ancient symbol around your neck, your...father's. And when say his name...your speed, strength and agility double. Though...this saddens you further.

wtf?

ok, what's mine?

How about me?

Hellcat- Quite obviously, you have the ability to transform into any feline species. From tigers, panthers and lions...or a pussy cat, if the situation called for it. Quite the abilility...from stopping a fleeing demon with your "Cheetah Roar", or calming a frightened woman with your "Pussy Purr" techniques...your ability is truely a gift. Note: You are weak to water attacks, however.

hipsgrabber- ..is your street name...the name youre bitches call you...But in reality, you were born Micheal Hunt. Frustrated by the many jokes of your name, you sought guidance from the Master Pimp in the Tower of Fuck. He thereby bestowed upon you a GREAT power...the ability to pleasure women. You are known as the 'hipsgrabber' by the many ladies .. in ...[no location in user info settings] .. and go about your day fucking and grabbing hips. Word.

echelon_p- Computer Gnome. Hired by the soviets during the Cold War, you began your career in the missile silos around Moscow, programming the firing systems...aimed at ... Britain! With your family living in the UK, you knew you had to make a choice...Your uncanny ability to shrink to the size of an atom, you set out to destroy the missile's targeting systems by becoming "one" with the the computers, shutting them down...and saving the entire earth. Note: Also a handy super power for home or office network pc troubleshooting.

SouthP@w- A modern day Street Fighter, you grew up the rolling hills of Georgia...where you had to fight every day for survival. (?) With your remarkable super power of "Redneck Rampage", you my friend have the MOST excellent power of Super Human Speed! You often uses this awesome feat for...saving a drowning drunk kid down at the swimming hole, going on very quick beer runs..and just otherwise hunting and fishing with your bare hands. Note: The ladies LOVE the tongue.

odd thread....funny to read tho.

tommy_soprano- Since you obviously have "Italian" connections, I will bite my tongue as to why you chose you very first post here on WBW to be "WTF" on my super power topic. You, my friend...are hearby granted the super power of Porn Surfing Magistrate. You now how the ability to find only the hottest babes, and post them in one of the babe forums. I shall be watching for work. Dont let me down.

ghostrder- Another first time poster...or perhaps... a fake account??? You are a mysterious figure, symbolized by this example perfectly...no one truely knows your identity. You, as with another ghostly-person in this topic, have the ability to teleport through solid objects...but you, with your faithfull ghostly steed...can also gallop back in time..writing wrongs before they even happen. Or...placing bets on football games etc for easy profit.

HPotter- Rather obviously, you have the sweet ability to use sorcery and magic. Although a little hesitant at first, you began your training at the....wait! Thats probably copyrighted lol. Ok, you...are an evil twin of a once famous young magician. Your special ability is the power to duplicate any object. From a human, to a rock...you can transform into in know object. QUITE a super power, if I dont say so myself.

Osyrus- The power of music, is your guide. You travel the world in search of great music works, coaching and guiding young musicians along the way...with your special ability of "Dexterity Plus" combo move. The first part of the move, you instill a love for Rock into your student..immediately followed by the Dex X 1000pt finishing move..giving the fortunate soul the ability to play a guitar, the drums, sing..etc..at the most excellent level, as if they have been playing for years. Note: Do us all a favor and use this power on Green Day. Thank you.

Oh master WARPIG....may I play as well? Please?

Sugahbaby- Admitedly, this is special friend of mine posting via an email, which I asked her to do so. So, with special consideration...I hearby grant thee the ability Super Flight. With no passport required, you may fly yourself from Austrailia to the US, and get on this dick, as promised to me in numberous emails and chats via the internet. I will send a Google Earth link and a Mapquest link to my location, and will look for you within the hour. Dress is casual.

Ahhhh. Here is the break we were all after people. WARPIG has revealed a small glimpse into HIS
very special Super Power.....his "dick"........
Thank you for granting me with Super Flight master.
See you soon baby!!!!

echelon_p- Computer Gnome. Hired by the soviets during the Cold War, you began your career in the missile silos around Moscow, programming the firing systems...aimed at ... Britain! With your family living in the UK, you knew you had to make a choice...Your uncanny ability to shrink to the size of an atom, you set out to destroy the missile's targeting systems by becoming "one" with the the computers, shutting them down...and saving the entire earth. Note: Also a handy super power for home or office network pc troubleshooting.....
WARPIG! You fucking rock!!! THIS THREAD IS A CLASSIC ALREADY....(beer)

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Originally posted by WARPIG

I-love-girls: you are a mysterious dark figure, dress in fancy garb, only to come out at night. You use a cane, though not for a limp...it transforms into a lazer cannon, which pentrates through every know object on earth. You also have the ability to know when a man lies.

Have those bad men been lying to you again, I-L-G. I bet they said they'd respect you in the morning.

Let me guess - I have some sort of 'spikey' power

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Originally posted by Cactus

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I-love-girls: you are a mysterious dark figure, dress in fancy garb, only to come out at night. You use a cane, though not for a limp...it transforms into a lazer cannon, which pentrates through every know object on earth. You also have the ability to know when a man lies.

Have those bad men been lying to you again, I-L-G. I bet they said they'd respect you in the morning.

Let me guess - I have some sort of 'spikey' power
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Damn, I didn't even see that, Cactus.

I guess he made a typo, it should have been woman.

this is pure genious .

Cactus- You guessed it! You have the ability to shoot 10,000 tiny razor sharp needles at your target, per second. You have a huge assorment of special needles available, including: poison, radioactive (not recomended) biological (also not recomended) elemental, sleep, stun, confuse, turn undead...etc. Note: You are weak to fire attacks, but welcome water attacks.

DWreck- The brother of the famous Mad Max himself, you try to follow in your great brother's footsteps. Dressed in beat up dirty leather, you travel the delapidated country-side and ruined cities of the future..or was it the past? Nonetheless, you super power is heretofore.."Mechanical Mastery" The super human ability to use your special box of tools to repair any and all known mechanical devices. From cars and trucks to ATV's and sport utility vehicles, you travel the world helping stranded motorists. Note: Electrical problems must be addressed by a trained and qualified service technician.

AM I THUPER MAN NOW?

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Originally posted by dustin55940

AM I THUPER MAN NOW?

Uuuhh, did you hit a wall during flight ?

me then eh?

dustin55940- Super Strength! Raised with a family of professional wrestlers, you had to grow up strong and grow up fast. The youngest in your family, you often had to fight your way out of tough situations...leading you down a path of street smart toughness. One day, while watching a match, a mysterious Japanese wrestler got his head busted open..with blood flying into the crowd, and into your eyes. That night, your super powers became a reality. The ability to multiply your strenth x 100. Nice.

FlashBack_- The power of electricity, is what you behold my friend. You are able to harness the power of lightning itself, and turn it upon your foes. As a child, you stuck your finger in the light socket...bla bla bla..and poof! You are lightning man now! Not only can you convert electricity into weapons, you can also use it to heal victims of electrocution. Bonus power: The ability to travel through electric circuits, cable lines, phone lines, and power lines.