Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

i dont get it...

AH HA!, Warpig has made a mistake - my dragon is larger than a pea and rides on my back!!! - Look at your powers carefully, I think he is trying to mislead us...

Tyrannous- You have the ability to "get it". A rare and special locket you found, once held in your hand...grants you the powers of mind reading, predicting the future and understanding all forms of communication; from beasts to human. You keep this locket on you at all times...except for today, when you obviously left it in the car.

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Burn- Burn Burn Burn. I have long awaited your post. I have fealt your urge to know. To UNDERSTAND what it is you are really here for. I have fealt it my friend, for enternity. YOU, have the ability to respawn, after death. But not just respawn as yourself, once destroyed..you emerge as 2 Burns. Those detroyed...4 Burns, and so on. Any fool crazy enough to confront you, will eventually have to face TRILLIONS of you. There is only ONE way to defeat you...and only I know it.

now they will ph33r m3........mmmmwha

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AH HA!, Warpig has made a mistake - my dragon is larger than a pea and rides on my back!!! - Look at your powers carefully, I think he is trying to mislead us...

FALSE PROPHET! The DragonJim I was refering to INDEED carries his dragon in his pocket. Who you are and WHAT you did with the real DragonJim, I fear we should not know. I do sense a new power with you, however. The power to take severe pain on your back with a tiny needing drilling into your skin over and over.

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creepus- The nickname given to you by children, formally you go by Night Crawler, Night Demon, Ancient Destroyer...though no one really knows your true name. You come in dreams, to strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Causing horrible nightmares, your victim awakes confused...was it, a dream? Was it...real? Then appearing in the mirror while they are brushing their teeth, you crash through and eat their brains, to fulfill you through yet another day of horror.

brilliant how did you know ?

OK...i have to chim ein this too...though WARPIG..you better be grabting powers that have to deal with chemicals.....

I'll bite too - let's hear it, warpig

I want to be irresistible to pussy!

Who wants to live forever anyway i'm in.........do your worst

:: slippery quakes with fear and a little bit of hope ::

BG_74- You grew up on a deserted island, where your plane crash-landed, killing everyone aboard but you. At the age of 4, you discovered a container in the plane wreckage, glowing and bubbling green liquid. Of course, you drank it. This chemical, later found to be radioactive waste, gave you the super-human power of x-ray vision. Daunted by the fact there were no women on the island, you built a raft, made it to shore, and spent the rest of your days looking at girls panties.

Darthbane- You have the very unique ability to travlel through space unprotected. Though you cannot fly, you have a bitchen space cycle you ride from planet to planet, doing good and evil deeds...depending on how much you have been drinking. One report stated you got so drunk, without thinking..you took your old lady on a ride into space. The trial is still pending, but without a body, you will surely beat it. Bonus power= Can fly any aircraft/spacecraft in the galexy.

bachiotomy- The evil doctor! You discovered the fountain of youth on a venture into the amazon...from now on to remain young, strong and handsome. You used the water from the fountain to create many many potions...some good, some evil. Selling them to the highest bidder, youve become the richest man in the world. All the wealth, however...has not helped you with your irresitable urge to destroy. You must drink a 'calming potion' daily, just to keep from killing everyone around you. For now.

i want to have a sponsor membership, you can sponsor my membership and that's all you have to do to give me that superpower

Bananaman- Behold, you have the power of all living fruits. And some vegetables. And all gords. But alas, you will trade this power over for a membeship with WBW. Granted...click this link: http://whatboyswant.com/payment/ And no matter what numbers you type into the MC/Visa fields, your Premium Account will be activated. You may want to reconsider this decission, but as good as WBW is, Im not sure it can compare to being in control of ALL gords. Good luck.

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loopyprawn- Feared by those that dont really know him, he is a pussy cat to that that do. He is ineed your best friend, or your worst enemy. With the ability to grown 100 times his normal size, he is quite handy around contruction sites and especially any disaster areas. The US Coast Guard has been trying to recruit him for some time, but he claims "My mama needs me at the house."

i think i just got pwned

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Darthbane- You have the very unique ability to travlel through space unprotected. Though you cannot fly, you have a bitchen space cycle you ride from planet to planet, doing good and evil deeds...depending on how much you have been drinking. One report stated you got so drunk, without thinking..you took your old lady on a ride into space. The trial is still pending, but without a body, you will surely beat it. Bonus power= Can fly any aircraft/spacecraft in the galexy.

That sounds pretty sweet, except I can't drink. Guess I'm doomed to doing good deeds only

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loopyprawn- Feared by those that dont really know him, he is a pussy cat to that that do. He is ineed your best friend, or your worst enemy. With the ability to grown 100 times his normal size, he is quite handy around contruction sites and especially any disaster areas. The US Coast Guard has been trying to recruit him for some time, but he claims "My mama needs me at the house."

i think i just got pwned
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How is the fact that you are in constant demand to help word leaders and contractors alike..yet you decide to stay and help your mother...pwned?

Next!

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Darthbane- You have the very unique ability to travlel through space unprotected. Though you cannot fly, you have a bitchen space cycle you ride from planet to planet, doing good and evil deeds...depending on how much you have been drinking. One report stated you got so drunk, without thinking..you took your old lady on a ride into space. The trial is still pending, but without a body, you will surely beat it. Bonus power= Can fly any aircraft/spacecraft in the galexy.

That sounds pretty sweet, except I can't drink. Guess I'm doomed to doing good deeds only
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My bad. Didnt know. UPDATE: After discovering he couldnt drink anymore, Darthbane traveled the galexy doing ONLY good deads, banging hot babes (unless married or with significant other) and otherwise enjoying space. Often contracted out for your piloting ability, you are well like and well respected in the space community.

MY SUPERPOWER SUCKS ASS. whats so wrong with KickingusYourAssius

All right, I'll bite. What do you have for me?

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Bananaman- Behold, you have the power of all living fruits. And some vegetables. And all gords. But alas, you will trade this power over for a membeship with WBW. Granted...click this link: http://whatboyswant.com/payment/ And no matter what numbers you type into the MC/Visa fields, your Premium Account will be activated. You may want to reconsider this decission, but as good as WBW is, Im not sure it can compare to being in control of ALL gords. Good luck.

it didnt work! you fraud! i shall expose thy misleadings and thy lies... and thou shall die incinerated as the fake wizard thou art!