Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

so post

What kind of a fucking thread is this???

flashbourne- you have the ability to shoot fire out of your eyes, but of course you are weak to water attacks. You also have a flame sword, which only works in your hands.

Me too, me too, me too.

Why?!

SEE? GET IT?

I will give you creative super powers based on your username!

How fucking fun, now post.

..or let topic die a misserable phailure..whichever

Youre a douchebag, dont assign me a superpower, My name is KickingusYoAssius and my power is likewise.

Um, okay

In that case mine will be great, at least I hope it will.

I want to be super hero and rescue hot babe from the pricks they always go out with... grant me this wish of KickingYuppieAsses pls

I-love-girls: you are a mysterious dark figure, dress in fancy garb, only to come out at night. You use a cane, though not for a limp...it transforms into a lazer cannon, which pentrates through every know object on earth. You also have the ability to know when a man lies.


Drache- You have the ability to summon a great dragon. Any of 4 dragons actually; water, earth, wind and fire..respectively. You can also command any other reptile, though your ancient master forbade you from doing so.

Yeah, mine is cool, Warpig.

And uuhhh, don't you worry, I'll use my new lazer canon against those douchebags who are negative against you.

justonother2001- You have the ability turn into a troll. You shoot holy flames out your ass.

TheCoolerKing- You wield the power of ice. You can freeze enemies with ice rays you shoot out of your hands, or power it down to ice down some cold beer in the cooler. You are destined to become the new ruler of the land...but you are reluctant. You fear you cannot control your power.

Linchpin- You are the warden. You have an army of minnions to command. There is no trial, there is no jury. Suspects are brought before you, bow down, and pray for the verdict. Guilty souls are cast into eternal hell with the wave of your Hell Staff.

Sweet you really are good as this man... but rest asured i will never misuse my awesome power, granted to me by by Master Warpig (bows)

In that case, Linchpin, can you take care of a certain troll.

Yeah. Something to do.

Everyone else, "post" in, and I will get to you tomorrow.

sure

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Originally posted by WARPIG

... or power it down to ice down some cold beer in the cooler.

that's perfect!

Kainrel- You were born a hated soul more than 1000 years ago, the forbidden spawn of an angel, and a demon. During the night, you hunt and kill the innocent. During the day, you save your fellow man. The only way you can be destroyed is by your own hand.