Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

Double-D- Ok, well...your mom had huge tits! So distrought by being taken away from her bosom as an infint, you held great resentment towards women your entire life. One day, while fishing near a nuclear plant, you fell into the radioative water, where you drowned. Waking up a year later, buried in your coffin...you used your newly found powers of transformation to change your body in the size of a credit card, and slipped your way out. You spend the remaining years of your life tranforming small titties, into large titties. Bless you.

Bangledesh- Another young genious on our hands, you have the uncanny ability to grant wishes. With your wisdom put to the test one day upon finding a magic lamp, you indeed DID wish for more wishes. The Genie debated this technique with you, stating it was against the wishing rules. You took him to Genie court, where the Judge ruled in your favor, and banished the old Genie from the Earth. Now, in human form and not needing a bottle, you travel the world granting wishes. Note: Today IS my birthday, be looking for IM today sometime. Thanks.

juicypat- Swallowed hole by a mysterious giant snake, you remained in his belly for over a week, slowly decaying and melting away. Hanging on to life by a thread, you were visited in a vision...by...a fairy! This fairy gave you the awesome power of goo. With this goo at your command, you are capable of many many feats: transforming the goo into any object, including..means of travel, jets, cars. Use it to form weapons and armor. Or simply to impress girls with your special technique "Goo Launch Overload". (being carefull not to blow the top of head off)

Ok, Im now skipping users with ONE post. Since they will more than likely never see their powers anyway.

SpaceRanger- One of many other space-related super powers posted in this thread, yours is somewhat unique indeed. Being an upper rank member of the Police Space Patrol, you are sworn to serve and protect other space citizens from crime. Your brother, the famous yet rather irritating Space Ghost, has gone evil. With Jedi like mind and weapon skills, you travel the galexy in search of that pain in the ass bastard. Bonus power: The ability to travel at the speed of light.

M3Mn0cH- (damn. ok) I sense...video game prowess, youth and skill. Your super power is hearby delcared as: The ability to mimic. A VERY usefull power, you have the unique skill to copy others. As above with Space Ranger, you could travel at the speed of light, if you absorb it from him. Or, with any other power...super strength, speed, the power of goo..ANY of these you can wield, if absorbed from your opponent. Sweet.

fal081069- He sucked up to me and also wanted the power to get laid more often. Well done! Alas...it is to be SUPER FUCKER! You have the almighty ability to fuck...superly! A rare skin disorder scarred you as a child, forcing you into a life of seclusion. During your deprssion, you had a dream. The Fonz came to you in a dream, and blessed you with the power of COOL. You can now nail any lady you want, as often as you want. Note: You are weak to nerd-based attacks.

I wanna play - pick me, pick me

atanamir- A wise old soul, believed to be nearly 100,000 years old, you have the super power of Earth. My personal favorite of all elemental attacks, Earth attacks are wicked cool, IMO. From opening up the ground to swallow your enemies, to toppling tall mountains down upon them, your abilities are VERY difficult to shield against, and impossible to reflect. Bonus ability: Can reverse time by counter-rotating the Earth. Or, of course, stop time for a short period. (panty raids come to mind)

T.S.B.W.licker- Unaware of what the initials in your name stand for, I shall just wing it! You are hearby granted the power of The Strong Bitch Withen, Licker. Meaning, you have the abililty...to ... change sexes. (sorry dude) So, you think this is a worthless power? I beg to differ. You have the ability to sneak undetected into your enemies camp, and waste the whole lot. Or vice versa, invite a foe over for drinks...and surprise surprise while he/she is down 'there'. WHAM, off with their heads. Do not fight it, just accept it. Plus, youre hot when your a female. Cant be all that bad.

TickLer- The funny man of super power holders, you make the Joker and the Riddler look like noobs. With the happening super power of magic, you use it for destruction only. From playing practical (deadly) jokes on other super heros, you can pull their own ass out of a hat, make them disappear permanently, or literally saw them in half. You have a super hot assistant whom you boink daily. Bonus power: Levitation

Tyco007- Confused growing up, you couldnt decide if you wanted to either play with toy cars, or become a secret agent. So, to this day, you do both. A badass racecar driver during the day, and a lethal secret agent by night. Both of these occupations are enhanced greatly your super power of...Slow Motion Eye Lazer Beam of Death....slowing time, giving you the edge in everything you do. Bonus power: Get laid a lot...whew

I CLICKED DARTHBANE'S SIG TO GET HERE!!

I love mine! It's great, and correct on so many levels

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I CLICKED DATHRBANE'S SIG TO GET HERE!!

Cool! Thanks Darthbane!

T.S.B.W.licker is going to love his power AND the new meaning of his name. (The Strong Bitch Within, Licker).

blue1- A fairy. But no ordinary fairy, mind you. Once a great warrior, you were cursed to live this life by a grand wizzard centuries ago. With this curse, though you are tiny and cute...you indeed wield great power. The power to be summoned, by anyone feeling sad and down...calling your name 3 times...you appear to them, do a little song and dance, telling jokes, bringing beer and popcorn...the ability, my friend...to BE a friend. Powerfull? I must say YES!

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Okey WARPIG! Lets see what you got for me

my turn please

What kind of super powers you got for me?

alexc90- Super Jock. Im getting...the ability of stamina. You are a tough bastard from way back, and yet you had nerd friends too. These same nerd friends, are the ones who put you into their secret stamina increasing experimental chamber. Now, you never tire. You never rest and you never sleep. You can simply outlast your enemies, until they go down from fatigue, and simply move in for the kill. Also, you can obviously lay some serious pipe. Your quite welcome.

stylinwiley28- A lonely soul, you have searched far and wide for you super powers. Once calling upon the great blue1 for answers, you finally arrived here. I do feel your pain, and henceforth you shall be deemed: stylinwiley29. The new prototype of your old self, this unit comes complete with rocket launchers, shotguns, lazers and gattlin guns. All with unlimited ammo, or course. Bonus ability: Unbreakable armor. Nice bonus.

Ryytmanni- Ninja assassin. When your entire city was destroyed by a rival ninja gang, you went deep into the underground to learn the craft. So deep in fact, you unlocked an ancient tomb with a divine god trapped inside. Granted one wish for releasing him, you chose Strike. With this spell, your striking skill is off the charts. The ability to punch 100000000 times per second, with each strike causing 1000000000 damage, I doubt any other super power in this thread could withstand it. Except the power of goo, of course. Note: Weak to kicking damage.

vampfiend687- The third (I believe) undead soul so far, your super power is quite different. Not only are you a powerfull vampire in your right, but you have the ability to create an army in your likeness. Each with a different skill, assigned by you with your giant "Adjust a Vamp" machine. The quantity is only limited to available memory on your memory card, and each can be controlled by you, or by the computer. Note: Weak to Light attacks obviously. Bonus power: Can create hot goth babes.

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vampfiend687- The third (I believe) undead soul so far, your super power is quite different. Not only are you a powerfull vampire in your right, but you have the ability to create an army in your likeness. Each with a different skill, assigned by you with your giant "Adjust a Vamp" machine. The quantity is only limited to available memory on your memory card, and each can be controlled by you, or by the computer. Note: Weak to Light attacks obviously. Bonus power: Can create hot goth babes.

Love the bonus, Thanx

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stylinwiley28- A lonely soul, you have searched far and wide for you super powers. Once calling upon the great blue1 for answers, you finally arrived here. I do feel your pain, and henceforth you shall be deemed: stylinwiley29. The new prototype of your old self, this unit comes complete with rocket launchers, shotguns, lazers and gattlin guns. All with unlimited ammo, or course. Bonus ability: Unbreakable armor. Nice bonus.

*standing straight and fixing goatee* OK I'm ready dude , lets do this

O great keeper of the registry of super powers, what do you see for me?

Stone-Cold- I want to say wrestling, but I also want to say Ice Power....But it seems to be neither. You have now been granted the super power of Petrify. Your eyes were taken from you by a vulture as a child, when you were left for dead on the side of the highway. Rescued by a drifter of unknown descent, he nurtured you back to health. Still with no eyes, this drifter inserted two small meteorite looking rocks into your eye sockets, giving you the power to petrify ANY known lifeform. I shall make it completely unblockable, to make up for me blinding you. Bonus power- Again with that whole 'blinding you' thing, you also get a hot babe as a guide. Though, you will have trust us when we say she is hot.

slate787- You guessed it, Rock Man! A bitchen super power of immunity to all known weapons, your defense is the best in the biz. You offensive skills are above par as well, with the added strength and stamina bonus you gain while transformed. The story behind you powers isnt clear...but I do remember a legend about a kid who was thrown into a live volcano. This must be you then! You became one with Rocks that day, to forever protect....ok I got nothin'. lol. Bonus Power: You can control all space debris...meteorites, asteroids, small planets etc...to crash down upon your victim.

hey, where are my super powers????

OK , When do I get to see my hot babe "Guide"..