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Finish this sentence Vol 3

Starter: [Deleted] Posted: 19 years ago Views: 10.5K
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#1800584
Lvl 8
.....discovered that Kevin Bacon had indeed touched everyone's life whose name has appeared in this thread...holy smokes!....speaking of smoke....the thread fire......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!........
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#1800585
Lvl 13
started to burn Lorina Bobbits hair, the fire now up to page 46 was a raging inferno, just then the police showed up, not the real police, but the rock band police, without sting...they began to piss on the fire, but it was no use...this thread was a lost cause, all they could do was.....
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#1800586
Lvl 11
sit back and watch as the terrible minds of the WBW community wreaked havoc on...
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#1800587
Lvl 13
the burning thread, over in the corner sitting and crying was
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#1800588
Lvl 8
...whoever was nuts enough to contribute to and actually read this piece of dodo.....ahh yes well..it beats working...just then!!!! Chuck Norris threw himself onto the raging thread fire in a last-ditch effort to save....
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#1800589
Lvl 11
the quote train tickets that Devil had so heartlessly thrown into the fire, but despite his best efforts...
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#1800590
Lvl 8
...he lost his penis to the roaring blaze....his weiner roasted...as he sat back and cried, he remembered his now charred member fondly...he hadn't noticed that his left hand had reached for the machete he always carried...and then...in one swift motion, his left hand cut of his right hand....no weiner...no right hand.....and then the fire.....
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#1800591
Lvl 37
thrust a fiery finger at his...
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#1800592
Lvl 7
nemisis Steven Segal and Jean Claude Van Damme, "kill me please" he begged. So Segal broke his neck and Van Damme crushed his throat. Alas the great Chuck Norris was now dead. But the now naked Harrison Ford wanted revenge in blood! So he called for help in defeating Segal and Van Damme. Guess who shows up? None other than Dolph Lungdren. Dolph started to beat the two unmercifully but when Harrison Ford started to join in Dolph told him.......
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#1800593
Lvl 14
Now your in the shit big time buddy, and he immeadiately hit re-dial on his mobile phone. "bleepup bleepub bleepup...." "Jack Bauer CTU speaking". "Jack, can you help me out, Ive got this drongo causing me allsorts of aggro". "ok, I have a installtion team on its way". Hang tight "Audrey, get your hands off my.."beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep" "your call to CTU has been monitored for training purposes, please have a good day, and do you want fries with that".
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#1800594
Lvl 8
...as Jack jacked off over Audrey's face, Jack's brother Eddie....yes, Eddie Bauer...Eddie
left to help out Dolph and the naked Ford....how could he have known that at that precise moment, LL Bean and Ralph Lauren were planning their own "rescue" mission.....
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#1800595
Lvl 13
when Jack Bauer arrived on the scene, he picked up Van Damme & Segal and tossed them in the raging fire, just like someone throwing logs on the fire, both Van Damme & Segal started screaming until they were ash....Just then Jack's phone rang....it was...............
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#1800596
Lvl 11
a random terrorist who had once interrogated Chuck Norris about the whereabouts of a highly classified...
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#1800597
Lvl 11
idiot who used to make chuck sing chinese lyrics as he squeezed his manliness. Why on earth did he...
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#1800598
Lvl 13
call now, Jack picked up the phone, the guy wanted to talk to Chuck or he would drop methane gas on Los Angeles, Bauer told the man that Chuck had died in the thread fire, the idiot on the phone said to jack, well then prepare for one large.....
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#1800599
Lvl 8
...mouth bass...and maybe a couple of trout too....Bauer knew something sounded fishy..."alright...punk...what do you want?"...the idiot said..."
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#1800600
Lvl 13
ok I'll tell you what i want,

I want Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape


Bauer just listened, he was dumb founded, he was......
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#1800601
Lvl 12
... in a drug-induced coma inside a highly-classified government...
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#1800602
Lvl 37
hot dog stand. jack felt like he did when in his mother's womb and she was droppin' acid like...
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#1800603
Lvl 8
...Courtney Love when she's really depressed...Jack bitch-slapped himself and came to..."tell you what...I'll promise not to cut off all your limbs if you tell me where this thread will end"...the idiot cleared his throat and said..."
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