Finish this sentence Vol 3

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Originally posted by uloser

got to his feet, but the pain was too much, he had a dorito lodged in his anus, all he could do was.........

cry like a little school girl....just then the dorito was disloged, quickly the hoff tuned around to see who had pulled it out, it was........

the very old neighbor who...

used to bake him cookies, when the hoff was a kid and made them with a little bourbon so that the hoff would pass out, then she would unzip his pants and twiddle & twaddle his......

curly hair because that used to make her...

moist back in the day, but now her crotch is covered in cobwebs, so she can only......

bake pizza on Sundays. Her little pussycat did...

something nasty in the corner of the livingroom, it kinda looked like?

...a dead bird, but it was a solid object with one colour. The colour was...

greenish brown, and it smelled like........

A mind is a terrible thing to waste!!!

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Originally posted by Jujubeez

greenish brown, and it smelled like........

some thing that had never been smelt before.......... but was strangely kinda nice in a sick way... but

it brought back memories of........

a time i was bullied as a child when...

some kids saw my he-man underwear, so I ran to the nearest...

kitchen shop and bought some huge, menacing....

...pot, only to realize it wasn't the type of pot you could smoke. So I decided to...

...take a shit in it and leave it in the...

back seat of my boss's car, and then

I woke up. And my boss was wondering why the hell i was jerking off in his car so i...

told him that i had sex with his wife which caused ...