Finish this sentence Vol 3

arseholis, which shape resembled............

an extremely painful looking set of piles, when suddenly a little brown man popped out and said.....

come get your wife off my bed before I...

get kanzen to lock...

this stupid stupid thread, just then new improved Chuck Norris walked out of the space ship, shook hands with the arseholians leader, and set out to.....

get rid all those assholes who started this whole mess with his "popularity". So he took out a ....

can of gasoline and started covering this God forsaken thread, and put it out of its misery...just when he was about to strike the match, a......

....block away, Chuck's aunt, Doris Norris, twin-sister of Horace Norris, called her Russian uncle....Boris...to check if....

any kids were in the threads basement, they didn't want Chuck to burn any children....so Chuck lite the match....whoooosh the fire started almost immediatly, and Chuck ran off to the.....

...disco to escape the inferno...only to find the song playing was "Disco Inferno"....he asked Kenneth for the frequency, and called his ........

Friends to go over to central park and beat the shit out of Dan Rather again.....

with chocolate twinkies that he rather...

...quickly assembled into a "stinky twinkie"...unmatched for it's size, except by
his "linky winky" named .....Stan...unbeknownst to him, there to his left, stood
the only living creature who knew his first name really was Ruth...it was.....

Moe Howard, from the three stooges, he wanted the linky winky stinky twinkie for himself, and he needed it bad, soon the thread fire would be upon them all, and the only thing keeping him alive was the twinkie and.....

....the cocaine....and the three hundred million dollars he'd won in the lotto....
Moe had recently escaped from the institution he'd been institutionalized in by his money-hungry
son, film director Ron Howard....his thoughts that night were focused on.....

snorting the twinkie up his nose and making a bowl of cocaine noodle soup, his only problem was he had no....

idea where he left the..

pasta maker, to make the noodles, and by now almost the entire thread was on fire, and he still needed his fix, so he got on his cell phone and called........

...ghostbusters (..sorry..) err...assblasters! They fired-up the "ass-blaster" and hauled ass to
the front door in just under record ass-blasting time....they bitch-slapped Moe, drank a 40 in the yard, and left him......

with chuck norris sucking his balls. All of a sudden clint eastwood appeared and said...