Finish this sentence Vol 3

to a prostitute who i found ...

...looked like Janet Reno, and i liked it...she did some really...

nice blowjobs before i ....

had to go to the store and buy her a.....

rainmack! I was gushing like a

colostomy bag at the old folks home and i....

had an erection as big as a........

foot long hot dog, the kind you get at Coney Island, so I took my meat and shoved it in....

and five seconds later...

the woman who looked like Janet Reno had the foot long pecker and started to...

finger her asshole while she...

starting to hum...Heigh Ho Heigh Ho, its off to work we go........until she head popped off....

...and rolled down the street, all the while singing "i love rock and roll" by Joan Jett, until the head became wedged beneath....

the wheel of a fiat panda being driven by....

Howie Mandel and he kept shouting "Deal or No Deal" until someone came along and.....

hit him around the back of the head with.....

a crowbar that I got from a chevy nova ss...Howie's head was all bashed in, then something crawled out of the skull...omg I gasp, it was....

yep, you guessed it! Mini-me with the twelve inch coney island-like foot-long which he morphed from the bearded lady (wait, that was another post) from the prositute who looked like Hoie Mandel's sister's uncle..(pant...pant...), but then!.......

out of no where walked the Hoffman! - and picked up the prostitute and said......

how much you charge for a anal probe, cause its been days since Ive had one...so she said.....