Finish this sentence Vol 3

...to do the cancan with both of them and at the same time...

...and colapses still holding something in his hand, it's a...

...it's a....(it's about time we moved the story line outta the store, don't you think?)
GPS transmitter telling him that Dr. Evil and Pamela Annnderson were about to leave the dock
on their boat and head for....

Skull Island where they would try to capture the 8th wonder of the world....the creature so horrible, so cunning, was known only to the natives as.....

...."la pinche bad lady", the name that Martha Stewart had acquired while in prison...from Skull Island, Martha planned her next moves.... so evil, so loathsome, that only someone like.......

Latino could match her in wierdness. so latino took his
good ol' pocket knife and swam(he´s a hell'ofa swimmer) to skull island.
there he tried to sneak in....

to Martha Stewart's lair, where Latino's only purpose was to sabatoge her plans, and to raid her pantry,after all it was a long swim and he was hungry, so he crept into the pantry and found......

lots of yoghurt and penut butter and and thought to himself ...

hmmmmm i could eat this.. so he ...

mixed yogurt, peanut butter, flour and sugar together, then took the dough like material, made bar shaped treats, baked them in oven at 400 degrees for 40 minutes...waited for cookie bars to cool, individualy wrappped each...and crept back out of the pantry where he met.....

the cookie monster craving for a snack. so they bagan a mad chase running round the pantry...suddenly Latino exhausted kneeled down and...

Died-------------THE END.

....and then Latino fought his way back from death!!!!!....the thought of Fe Fe was his sole inspiration
to come back to life (eh - you like that one?).....Latino sprung back to action, with his hands grasping.....

and fell down the stairs and died again THE END !!

but the ghost still lived so....

he searched for a wife??....

he could see all the girls in the dressing room as he was invisible as a ghost...

but couldnt feel his dick cause it was see thru so he...

was just watching and thinking what the solution could be...

so he decided to possess someone, and that way it'd be like he was alive again. He decided he would possess...