Finish this sentence Vol 3

...want to eat my cheese sandwich. The slimy polack, though, decided he didn't want cheese, he wanted...

hot dogs, he was going to heat them over the thread fire, which had now gutted the first 38 pages of the thread....so he put the hot dogs on a stick, and sat next to the roaring thread fire, just before his dog was done....

... it fell off his stick into the fire. Just his luck... so now there is nothing to do but to keep on surfing the internet for tips on how to...

put out the thread fire, and to learn about the habits of the mongoose, plus he was very interested in the mating habits of....

snakes. So he played with his little Cobra until the dawn when something hits him...

it was a burning ember from the fire, but then something started to crawl out of the fire, it was hideous, it was charred beyond belief, it was....

jujus mother, last seen 10 years ago disappearing with a poof...

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Originally posted by The-Modern-Way

jujus mother, last seen 10 years ago disappearing with a poof...

from the Arsenal footballers team, it seemed that 10 years ago, they wanted to pick my mothers brain for imformation about Manchester United stragedy, the plan was hopeless, my mother knew zippy about such things, however she could whip up some tasty mash potato's and gravy......


(my mother will kick you're ass )

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Originally posted by Jujubeez

[reply=The-Modern-Way]
jujus mother, last seen 10 years ago disappearing with a poof...

from the Arsenal footballers team, it seemed that 10 years ago, they wanted to pick my mothers brain for imformation about Manchester United stragedy, the plan was hopeless, my mother knew zippy about such things, however she could whip up some tasty mash potato's and gravy......


(my mother will kick you're ass )
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which she fed to them every time they decided to 'have some fun' with her. this is why the manchester united football team became so fat and terrible they couldnt win anything and thus....

..rendering them totally harmless to the U.S team.
but then had to do something drastic so....

they had a whip round a gathered an amazing total of $500 which they decided to put towards...

beer and pizzas, forty minutes later, the pizzas were delivered by none other than Harrison Ford. He proceeded to tell me that.......

his han solo costume had shrunk to small and that only the pants fit so he would have to borrow some from...

George Lucas, but the only problem was George's house was deep in page 33 on the thread, and shit the fire had already consummed that much, so harrison had to go to.......

..The Blob´s house to try and get some there. on his way there ....

he was confronted by a random member of the "Save Our Cocks" group, who...

had met Lorena Bobbit some years before and never fully recovered from the experience, but

was still happy about this meeting because...

hey he met her too...

and when they met they ...