Finish this sentence Vol 3

from the mr. universe competition...

Arnold Schwarzenegger who was sick of being govenor of California because...

...he couldn't say "no, fu** you, asshole" to anybody like he used to, so he hopped on his Harley and sped his way to....

japan where he met up with....

...Hong Kong Fooey.....there, they searched for their old friend, Chase....eventually they found him holed up at the........

city (shitty) wok buffet and they ordered some...

chicken chow mein, and fried rice. but the waiter was new and served him.....

yoghurt and peanut butter and they reminded him of the good ol'days... but it seemed the waiter was not really a waiter but george michael in disguise slobbering over....

....some country/western song that reminded him that his wife hunched his sister's father and then took his dog for good measure....they left the restaurant and headed for.....

Toys R Us, they needed 50 Barbie Dolls for the bukkuke party.....so

they spread their asses open and stuff 49 inside and bought one with the visa, after that they.....

went ona a horse ride to stick them even deeper, but the horses...

...had no names...it was the desert...can't remember....can't give you no fame....and then the freaking Hoffman grabbed the pillow...his eyes gleaming...he said...."

..i wanna rape you and do what i did to this guy: http://www.bottleguy.com/
then i....

..will cover you in chocolate and let my camel lick you clean, just after..

I pull that bottle out of you ass, Suddenly Hoff felt a sharp pain to his back, he fell to his knees, Hoff had been......

....Cut by the immense power of nitro doritos, with the last bit of his unnatural powers, he ......

...you expel that bottle from your rectum (geez that's gotta hurt), we'll go to Dairy Queen and order.....

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Originally posted by Joker_makes_fun

....Cut by the immense power of nitro doritos, with the last bit of his unnatural powers, he ......

got to his feet, but the pain was too much, he had a dorito lodged in his anus, all he could do was.........

...."Great Minds Think Alike" by JuJu and Loser.....after that we'll...