Finish this sentence Vol 3

"$10 for an hour", so he paid her the money and...

sang "moon river" while she did her work; suddenly the lights went black and out of the darkness came....

Pee Wee Herman, with a gun in his hand, he started shouting to Hoff, "you son bitch, you were suppossed to meet me in the porno theater, and now I see you with a common prositute?? ok Hoff this one's for all the queers you left behind"

Just before Pee wee could pull the trigger.....

...the reincarnation of Howie Mandel appeared... as he twitched horribly, he muttered.."deal with this, mother fletchers" as he slowly.....

morphed into this 200 ft tall bald monster with green skin...he picked up Pee Wee and began to....

... drive to Wal_Mart because twix bars were on sale and he eats them when he...

is horny, but at Wal_mart all the twix bars were gone, in the corner sat Muhummed Ali, who was trying to shove the last candy bar in his mouth when.....

suddenly you heard Howard Cosell say "....down goes Frazier!!!!....down goes Frazier!!!!"....
luckily, that's when.....

George Foreman came out of the shadows with his electric Grill and began smacking the shit out of the 200ft Howie Mandel monster, until Howie hit the floor...thats when..........




Edit: uloser, that was funny I love Cosell!

...George grabbed his flick knife and started to cut this poor bastard into bloody chops, slavering over his "success"...

He plugged in his grill and starting grilling the Howie mandel steaks "Mmmmmmmm" said George "thats how you knock out the fat" while the steaks were grilling....

....he spied a large baseball player wearing SF Giants gear lurking in the steroids aisle, so he shouted...

You want the JUICE!!! Ive got the juice!

So he unzipped his fly and looked inside his pants wanting to...

decompress his lower parts, the baseball player heard a rather unpleasant noise and

as luck would have it, the Commisar was in town! Ugh Oh! He took the clear and the cream and left the store just as ......

MR. T came into the store to buy some Magnum condoms, some astro lube, and some jiffy pop, as Mr T was getting rung up.....something from the back of the store let out a scream....omg Mr. T said its horrible...its......

... it's David Hasselhoff, holding on to ...

another mans penis in one had and a dodge ball in another, when ben stiller walkes in with weraing noting but a .......

jock strap and he is pissed....so he starts........