Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

Ray Mears encourage the Badgers to stop masturbating in front of the woodland elf's, The Elf's found this a big turn on but they were worried about....

him spreading elf gooo all ovet the land, this goo in fine if it come in contact with other elfs but when it comes in contact with anything else it......

makes them grow really long

fur, which in turn just sets the badgers off all over again, causing an endless cycle of...

woodland goo which gets under your feet after a while, but just as the goo was clearing away along come Doofer the well known....

...croatian rat-toad, an apparently unforeseen before creature who really enjoyed having his nipples tickled...

while gently stroking his well earned...

...fur coat made entirely from recycled plastic bins, this may not make sense but i am the almighty and i say it does, i also say frogspawn is a great word due to...

being a complete dunder head and have no idea what is going on in this world apart from porn and...

...sex in a variety of different ways with a number of different people in a number of different places and positions, i am in...

a virtual paradise that allows me to....

...eat recycled cabbage at irregular intervals, as well as...

...baked beans covered in Hershey's Special Dark. Wait a sec! What's that sticking out of the trashcan? An empty box of EX...

..girlfriend pics, thus allowing me to set up a website dedicated to pornographic shots of women, which strikes me as a highly original idea, but then again, I've smoked waaaay too much...

weed to try to come up with any ideas so I'll ...

grabbed my board, walked to the beach and waited for the one I was waiting for for years. But suddenly ...

the sea went flat and the wind was calm, in the distance you could hear the....

...gentle sound of mermaids screaming in ecstasy as...

neptune fucked them with his 10 inch...

lightsaber he stole from Obi Wan as he was...