Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

ate the monkey then ...

had terrible indigestion, which he usually fixed by....

finding a sheep, and using it as anal tampon to deal with the leaking stools. little did he know however that the sheep were onto him and about to...

eat his ass with a glass of fine wine made from...

the fermented juice of bear testicles, considered by many to be the greatest delicacy since...

dragon jizzum which when taken gave you special powers of .....

flying into a whirlwind trip to a country far away where your greeted by...

...many many children bearing gifts of gold, frankinsence, myrrh and...

naked women offering ...

huge discounts on your car insurance, leaving more money for...

pizza, gadgets and ...

fantastic sex with.....

...an albino llama...

...a free pen and nectar points...

were given away for each ...

Llama blow job which is disgusting, but not as bad as having sex with a...

iguana in the back seat of a Pinto while ...

Wayne Rooney masturbated

on it's tail and ...

then wiped the tail on the upholstery and then went to the supermarket where he then...