Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

not forgetting "cockfosters". This cock just kept growing and growing, the local goverment were getting concerned and called in "Tom, Dick and Harry" The Treefellers who were asked to chop off some of his manhood for...

a raft to recreate the legendary voyage of the Kon-tiki, and soon more than a few volunteers had stepped up to be the first to...

have sex with...

the people from Lilliput, but gulliver was not having any of that and challenged them..

to a game of monopoly but little did he know that...

They had shrewd business sense and quickly...

played their Chance card before collecting £200 and then...

putting a hotel on boardwalk but...

the board suddenly folded and fired all the pieces into the air, the boot flew up so high it went into...

Jesus's ass and then he crapped it out and thus is how Mr. Poop was born... but then the Devil...

went down to Georgia, and started the whole Southern Rock genre, and now...

we have a hillbilly playing a golden fiddle when he could be...

having sex with a pig or a goat, or even a....

cousin, but then that would mean going to a family reunion, which is something he always hated because they would make him get out his fiddle and...

play the old family tune and where they all dance round playing naked leap frog. The thought of naked leap frog amongst the hillbillys reminds me of....

old childhood memories of paying in the bac yeard withdad and....

his particular version of Tag, and he always said he had to tag sis about 50 times in a row, but what really creeped me out was when...

he would let him do "dicky back rides" with hin, it was years before he realised that was wrong and by then it...

was a family tradition so it continued untill....

the day that his uncle zak wanted to join in, that was the last time that....