Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

waving it around he managed to chop off...

his own head, but since he is one of the main characters he didn't die, he just picked up his head and gave it to...

jack sparrow, sparrow being confused to be there threw his head into a.....

barrel of rum and drank the entire contents, this left sparrows head slightly....

dazed..he stumbled around until he finally fell into a...

...pit of ravenous burmese pythons, of which 1 was called larry due to the fact he played with his lawnmower on a regular basis...

vat of boiling oil, but he managed to survive that with minor burns and....

...he disregarded the previous comment by Punnani as it didnt make sense (lol) so he carried on playing with his lawnmower, and got 2nd degree burns, which he claimed was due to...

the shoddy quality of the gasoline, so he substituted the rum instead, which instantly caused the mower to spew forth...

at an incredible speed, sparrow, still dizzy from the rum, stands up and...

barked like a dog, after wich he...

fell onto a naked Keira Knightley, impalling her with his stiff and massive...

hook that he was being fitted for since when he got thouse haorrible burns he lost his right hand, this was ok untill he relised that the hook was made of......

a dildo, from then on he was known as...

...edward dildohands, but due to his heavy reputation as a man-slut, he got driven to suicide so he...

tried to give himself a shave and cut off his own head, but as the head was falling to the floor it sprouted wings and flew up into...

... a cloud of exploding amunition which some lazy guy ignited while humping on his ...

mobile phone talking to his wife who was unaware that.....

his head had sprouted wings and was flying off to Barbados to meet....

the presedent of the G.M.C.B. (gay mans club of barbados) to start a new life as a slopy party bottem, the one hard part was trying to figure out where his bottem was becasue it was just a head but what they did was.....