Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

clever it could stand up on it's own as soon as it seen a naked woman or a....

...are even a partially clothed woman, it had a very active imagination...

which is why I always had a stiffy, because it usually thought about...

going on holiday to Barbados where he could....

...collect a collection of collectable collosal clams, of which he could feast on until...

all the collectable collosal clams had been collected, he then decided to find five fresh flying fish for frying and....

he is so full that he puked up everthing he ate but the wierd thing is his puke was a thick white salty liquid. after vomiting he noticed the strangest, creepiest monster comeing torward him, the monsters loved to........

play with teddy bears and collect flowers which was unusual for a monster, but he was a kind monster at heart and loved his mother and....

grand mother but his love for them was a little strange becasue he liked to.....

tie them up with candy shoe laces and spray them with.....

Cheez Whiz, which was bad because Granny was allergic to the stuff and would break out in...

fanny hives and titty warts, which added with her rotting teeth meant she was....

...getting a little bit smelly down below, but ever fear, VAGISIL is here! or so the legend says...

Vagisil is not the answer for granny's problem !!, It's....

more of a problem for a witch doctor, because Granny was certainly looking like a witch, doctor, and I fear that she may turn me into a...

22 year old lap dancer, which granny always wanted to be. Just imagine her spinning round the pole and then going into a private room with...

Danny Devito. She always liked them short, ever since...

she fell in love in with an ompa lumpa (sory if it is misspelled) named johny, but johny wasnt like the others he love to.......

smear chocolate all over his body rather than make wonka bars for Charlie, Charlie would get annoyed with him and...

hold his head underneath the chocolate river and then pull him out right before he...