Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

into the sheep, dog, chicken, cat, monkey, hamster, lizzard, and patato salid. after looking at this list mad me think......

bestiality is best, i mean potato salad is cool, but the bacon bits kept blocking my urethra, so form now on I'm sticking to ...

..a diet with less fat, cholesterol and such things. Although I like that kind of food, I'm looking to..

a nice ham sandwich with my local rabbi, just because I like to piss him off with the whole pork thing, especially because...

..I can devout myself to being a porn star, that way everyone will...

see pictures of my female co-workers on WBW and also...

the size of my tinny member, but i really dont mind because i do porn pretending i am a.......

well hung stud who can get any woman he wants, except for.....

it's much harder pretending to be Hugh JaDick since I lost my prescription for Cialis, so now I'm substituting a...

piece of wire coat hanger lubed up with wet lotion so ...

...it goes in pretty easy. But, being the curved twisted part of the hanger...

...I feel a little screwy, just like a crooked cop with...

..my dick up my partners ass. So I decided that we should probably just..

...never speak of those times again for obvious reasons, then suddenly....

..my partner asks me to stick it in her other hole. My first thought is to slap her and tell her to shut up, but..

no, i stick it up there, giving it a good thrust and...

..accidentally bend my dick the wrong way which..

...stops the blood from flowing properly, so that instead of going to the head it collects in the throbbing, hard, veiny, ***insert number here*** inch shaft which begins to...

bulge to a massive blood bubble which suddenly burst and....

...does a little jig, before emphatically dropping to the flor in tears, this was a very clever penis might i add, so...