Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

shot his fondant centre all over Charlies....

shoes, and then yell at him for not doing it on.....

bonus!

bummer-she took it down!

...the yellow brick road, before realising he was on the wrong set, so he relocated across the stage back onto the wonka set and exclaimed...

you found one of the Golden Bars, which was actually a euphemism for her secret...

which cannot be revealed until the next post as it is so shocking, it's....

...utterly unutterable, by it was uttered nonetheless: 'i was previously a man!' she uttered...

but i still have my "meat and 2 veg", i have kept them because...

...i am a paranoid schizophrenic and the majority of my personalities out-voted me, speaking of which...

my other ego said "Meat and 2 Veg" I wish mine was as small as yours because my cock is...

...small and shrivled (or so Punnani says lol) and i want some of those tablets i keep gettin emails about, i think someones tryin 2 tell me something personality #3 exclaimed, whilt personality #43...

decided that enough was enough and moved to outer mongolia, on his travels he met a....

...crappy transvestite called doris, who thoroughly enjoyed the art of...

whipping ones penis with a razor blade whip, not everyones idea of fun but to the tranny it was...

just about the most fun one could have by themselves, unless you also had a jar of marshmellow creme, becasue with that...

...you could invent numerous ways to infiltrate your own urethra using the skills learned in the forest, which was made famous by that dude on BBC2...

Jamie Oliver the TV cook, he could cook a nice urethra with garlic and serve it with...

...fried garlic, but i wasn't talking about jamie oliver i was talking about Ray Mears(i remembered in the end lol), anyway...

Ray Mears fought Squirrels in the jungle and lost !!, The pack of fluffy killer squirrels took Ray on and attacked him for his nuts. They jumped on him and...

...discussed the recurring disasters involving the american grey squirrels destroying their natural habitat, so they worked alongside Ray Mears and together him and the English Reds took back the countryside, also...