Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

you are not Gay and never will be despite your....

...desperation for accceptance, but sadly, there was just no place in today's society for a man with no body, well maybe in Turkey, anything's acceptable there; including...

the new breed of terrorists that were unfortunately unsuccessful due to their wearing pink tutus and using bandoliers of cola with Mentos preset to drop in, thus causing their victims to...

...drown in a frothing, fountain of foam which would enable them to enjoy thier pizza, hot dogs and burgers even more, if only the Mentos were sugar free. But of course there is that one eensy, teensy, minor, little side effect...

that when you drown in all that foam the bubbles that get into yor lung will revive you but they leave you permitly with.....

...the taste of foam in the mouth, which isn't quite as good as pussy, but is somewhat better than marmite...

dipped elephant penis, which is a loved by the Ungy Boongy tribe in....

...the northern parts of the congo, who specialise in cannibalism and interior designing, fortunately not combining the two; which ironically is quite similar to...

my ex-wife (the bitch), who I still suspect is the behind not only the Ungy Boongy, but also the Secret Society of Gay Ironworkers, best known for their construction of a large iron...

penis, an inspiration to horny college chicks since 1985..before then it was just a giant....

...coat rack which didn't get much use. Then, Albee Trippin, still in a deep post Spring Break haze (as opposed to his daily hazes) had a vision of extreme proportions and...

"borrowed" his roommates' cars, and after crashing them repeatedly into walls until they were crushed into vaguely ball-like shapes, contacted his uncle, the Grand Judy Garland of the secret society, who rounded up some of his fellow gay ironworkers, and through much spit and muscle (and more than a little lube)began transforming the cars into the testicles of the giant penis, whereupon all the ironworkers fell to their knees and...

paid homage to the mighty penis. Crispin,one of the ironworkers got a bit carried away and tried to blow the giant penis which led to him...

...get a severe case of rubberneck, not to mention a mouth full of...

cracked teeth,but it was worth it because...

...the rubberneck wore off, he got his chipped teeth glued back together, and could walk down the street again with a great big smile and a...

raging hard on, which caused his trousers to stick out like a tent pole which you could fly a....

...flag on, and im not talkin about the flags u put on your car during the world cup, im talkin proper 6' x 12'...

flags that still dont cover his large erection, this cock was so big it had a light on the top so that planes...

...could see it almost 12 miles away, yes it was that big, people even began making colonies on it, using names such as "shaftville", "headington" and "hardchester"...