Finish The sentence, Vol. 8

regularly regurgitate poop because.....

I am so full of poop like it said 2 post above, but for some odd reason when i puke out the poop the women.....

find it quite sexy, although my 2nd cousin from the deep south finds her husband (also being her brother) likes Pigs Tails and Cows Brains to be a good aphrodisiac unlike my 3rd cousin Zeek who.....

can never seem to function sexually after two shots of whiskey which usally leads to...

sex with the pigs and....

then I can never remember their names so they come after me to...

get back their cereal, they're coocoo for coco puffs....mainly because..

..of all the inbreeding, that reminds on this one time at bad camp....

where i saw twin sisters have lesbian sex and ever since i.......

have always wanted to be a lesbian. perhaps i am, as i love women as much as they do !! But Zeek and his sister were proud to announce their latest offspring. Zak, who was born with 3 heads and 7 toes on each of his 6 legs and....

only four eyes, but that's ok because...

Zak had 2 penises which were both 9" long and were very handy for.....

measureing small objects but with that being said the penises had a mind of there own and if you weren't carefull they would...

...grab your nose and they 'll do some nasty things with it and then...

put it up your ass to find out if you...

can touch your own tonsils with the 2 dicks. Now Zak had relations in Mongolia who were very well known for....

being able to jerk you off with there snaches, when zak experenced this he couldnt belive it so he asked his mom why cant you do this to me when we are alone, she said......

Because I don't have a Snatch, I'm really your Father. Zach was shocked, and just as he punched his transvestite Dad in the face he thought to himself...

You know, i have never had camel sex until that time that...

i slipped into one whilst feeding him when i was naked but that was an accident, just like the time i fell....