Finish the sentence...

..curb and the car was disabled..so Stone Cold grabbed her by the neck and yelled--

"Holy Fuck!!! What have I done?!!!" as he felt her scrawny neck bones snap in his hands!

The only thing that he could think to do was...

...masturbate to the tune of David Hasselhoff's new song "jump in my car" but when he held his dick...

he saw the Hoffs Face in front of him in a Yoda type image saying--

Y.M.C.A force, strong in you, it is. Macho, macho man, you are. All of a sudden...

Elton John appeared in a puff of pink smoke, wearing a little lacy tutu and said...

I wanna make a "what gays stars want" homepage

With all this action happening, Jack Bauer stepped out of the shadows muttering, "I am so sick of this Hasselhoff faggy SHIT!!!" He gave Hoff and Elton a dirty look.
They dropped lifeless to the ground.
Bauer turns his attention to Stonecold and rasps, " You know what I am gonna do now, Boy?".

Stonecold tossed the Jennifer to the curb. Slowly approching Bauer, he...

embraces Bauer and kisses him the longing, desperate kiss of two lovers torn apart by social prejudice. Stonecold looks up into Bauer's eyes and says...

I've been dreaming of this moment for all my life. But Bauer looked past him and said...

"I am so sick of this Stonecold faggy SHIT!!!" and...

Started boning the lifeless Jennifer's...

handbag. Wiping various makeup products and lint from his man parts he grunts,"

"That Fendi was better than you ever were, Bauer." So, after disposing of said bag, he...

proceeds to smear his love piston with athletes foot cream and starts pounding her Prada heels. Just then,

Still jumped on Bauers back shouting, "Hold on Jack!!". He ruthlessly tore the mind control device off of Bauers head. Bauer thanking Still he gave him a hardy handshake and declaired, " Damn him!!! This could only be the work of...

Dr. Strange Love *Sieg Hiel*. "So gentlemen, you have discovered my plot to destroy women's fashion accesories , create my own line and thus, rule the world!", sneered the Doctor. "Therefore I am forced to...

make Joan Rivers my next target to...

have fun with....

my newly designed Fabio wig. Complete with a stick-on dimple for..