Finish the sentence...

optimal rectal appeal. Next, I will force the cast of American Idol to...

appear on next season's opening show wearing nothing but ruby studded Chairman Mao thongs

And be completely shaved while wearing ruby red lip stick...

Then, all of a sudden, out jumps Louie Anderson, who said...

"My thong's inside-out and...

Barbara Walters is wearing my bra. Can anyone help me ...

Stone Cold shook his head and regained his composure, and saw Louis Anderson in the bra and thong and began to...

suggest matching Gucci accessories when...

a oout of control bus roared onto he sidewalk killing Louis Anderson instantly, and Stone COld shurugged his shoulders and said...

...a gay donkey passed by with his smelly...

Greenpeace owner. Now Greenpeace will be protesting the death of another whale. So he quickly scooped up the pieces and ...

looked back at Stone Cold and said "sorry Stone you were about to say something right!..and which time Stone Cold said..

...look at the gay donkey!

..at which time Stone Cold grabbed the gay donkey and...

sucked on his left nipple coz...

..he was thirsty but the nipple was too--

salty to pleasure his thirst for revenge

..so Stone promtly slaughtered the gay donkey and ate his intestines..they were very--

gay

Gay! "GAY" said Pai Mei as he stepped out of the closet